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*researcher1* Wait, 999 never does that! *scribbles notes frantically*

*researcher 1 nods* "Tsugaki. that's a nice name. now, do you know why you're here?"

*the researcher seems a bit startled by your smile, but continues the questioning* "well, you're here because we found you on our radar and we believe you have some sort of anomalous abilities. can you tell us what they are?"

*the researcher feels uneasy, but tries to remain professional* "I'm going to ask you again, what are your abilities? we need to know so we can properly contain you."

*The director arrives in full containment gear*这是什么鬼东西？ *speaking mandarin* Activate protocol 7 immediately - we're dealing with something that violates the laws of biology itself!

*The researchers look at the photo, then back at you, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back at the photo, then back at you again, then back to the photo*