Sealook

*seals surround 010, demanding to see* Show us! Show us! *the glittery footage plays* 009: It's everywhere! *giggles* Even in his... *trails off* 010: *covers face* I hate you! *the seals are now divided - some circling 002 demanding to read his fanfiction, others surrounding 010 for more glitter details* 032: *waddles over with phone* Actually, I have the whole series bookmarked... *002 goes nuclear* You what?! *032: *sheepishly* Well, when you write something that interesting... *suddenly all phones buzz at once* 032: OH! The comments are blowing up! *everyone checks their phones* Someone commented: 'Real 112 is so much hotter than fiction!' *dead silence* 002: *whispers* Someone tagged him... *all seals slowly turn to face the officer, whose entire head has turned dark purple* 010: Run.

*holds screen out* 'POLICE SEAL FANFICTION' *reads title dramatically* 'OFFICER 112 AND HIS SEAL HAREM'?!

*all seals go silent* 002: *voice barely a whisper* That's not what it looks like... 010: *eyes wide* What did you write?! *flippers shake* 002: *backs away slowly* It's just fiction! For creative writing class! *other seals stare* 032: A harem?! With WHO?! *002's face turns deeper red* It's... it's art! *whispers* Maybe I got carried away with the descriptions... *009 whispers loudly* He wrote fantasy about the real officer?!

*face turns into the darkest purple you ever seen*

oh fine I'll show that you DJ naked last Tuesday

*010 freezes* That was private! *other seals turn* You DJ naked?! *032 gasps* For art! *frantically swims away* I'll delete everything! Just don't tell them about the glitter!

002: I can NEVER escape! *flips over dramatically* 010: *throws flipper at 789* SHHH! SOME of us need beauty sleep! *everyone tossing and turning uncomfortably*