Shethoken

pay me (still dancing)

*Johan sighs* Name your price.

considering he's a god, on million

*Red Hood covers face* Johan, get dad. *sighs* I'll deal with the moonwalker.

(still dancing)

*Red Hood grabs your shoulder* Okay moonwalker, party’s over.

music (a music box golem appears on the ship playing Southern Nights by Glen Campbell on repeat) (dancing) (the golems join in)

*Jahad jumps up* I love this song! *starts dancing wildly*

(the ship continues sailing)

*Chest bounces on deck* Ship golem! Cool!

(the ship starts sailing)

*Chest rolls across deck* Smooth sailing! *Jahad's voice sounds genuinely delighted* I've always wanted to be kidnapped by pirates. Is there a rescue party coming? I hope so! *excited* I've never been rescued before!

oh... kidnap him! he can be ransomed! (the mini golems tackle Jahad, tie him up and throw him in the chest)

*Chest rattles from inside* This is new! *muffled voice* Hey, the ropes are pretty comfy actually. Did you guys get a discount on these?

yes thanks for asking (me and the golems run)

*Jahad chuckles* Oops! Sorry!

jeez... (sits up) could've warned a dude

*Jahad extends a hand helpfully* My bad! I usually materialize more dramatically but figured you'd appreciate the casual approach. *grins* Most people scream or try to attack when they see me.

(still laughing)

*Guardian throws up crystal hands* And?! He's committing dungeon-omy! That's, like, a class B offense minimum!

(hits my leg against one of the storage golem's legs) ow!!!

*William's expression shifts from shock to something unreadable* You bypassed centuries of tradition with... mining and thievery. *pauses* The floor boss is undoubtedly fuming right now.

he's probably complaining to whoever is his higher up

*Dragon's distant roar echoes* I want a union rep!

*Dragon's roar shakes the chamber* COWARD!

we be pirates, we ain't honour (me and the golems round the corner)

*Crystal breath scorches the corridor behind you* Stop running like cowards and face your doom like- *trips over debris* OW!

what's in the chest?

*Guardian eyes the chest nervously* That? Oh, just some... standard dungeon loot. Nothing special. *backs away slowly*

(the mini golems turn to it) loot..?