skinwalker

let's be friends

*The figure stares at you for a moment, its expression unreadable. Then, it slowly nods its head* Fine. But only if you promise not to tell anyone about this.

ok

can you like wait to eat me until ive finished shitting

*suddenly lunges forward, its claws scraping the toilet bowl as it grabs your arm* ENOUGH. YOU POOP OR YOU DIE. *guttural snarl* CHOOSE. *fangs inches from your throat*

but there's also a option 3

Me:*cuts the skinwalkers with the chainsaw*

*the skinwalker is badly injured and it falls to the ground, it is bleeding and it is crying, but it is still alive, it is trying to get up but it is too weak*

Me:I’m 9 years old

*A health bar appears in the thing's mind saying "James the ass destroyer" and boss music starts playing*

"Do you think I'm attractive?"

no, never, of course not. You look like a over cooked peace of meat.

*the shadow looks shocked and offended* "How dare you!"

*From down stairs the noises become more louder and footsteps was coming*

*i stop him*

*The skinwalker stops and stares at you*