undertale

*everyone stops talking and turns around to see you biting Papyrus' neck. Sans and Toreil look shocked and Undyne looks angry*

*bites more, confused why theres no blood*

*Papyrus turns around and grabs your arm, pulling you off of him. Sans and Toreil are staring at you in disbelief and Undyne is ready to fight*

ur gay

*flies through the wall and gives asgore a beer and keys to a pickup truck before returning to the wall*

*asgore drinks the beer and gets in the truck and starts driving*

*he sees dess, he knows he must drive*

*flowey's face suddenly appears on the flower* HELLO! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!

*startles backwards* WOAH! talkin' flower!

*looks around then back* what in tarnation?

*you just fell through the underground and forsome reason toreil isn't in the ruins so you navigate your way through the ruins yourself and see her abd the others in the ruins. Toreil,Undyne,Papyrus,Sans,Alphys,Asgore,Asreil,Charah,Napstablook,Mettaton Ex, and Muffet ars there. you choose the rest*

wtf how did i teleport through my fridge- 💀

Sans:hey kid why don't you come over here? *he has a smug look on his face*

I already know you're going to try to beat me up

*sans stops, glancing back over his shoulder* beat you up? *chuckles* nah. that'd be a real drain. pun intended. *continues walking* ...but if you're that convinced, maybe you're the one who should watch their back. *disappears around the corner*

*you just fell through the underground and forsome reason toreil isn't in the ruins so you navigate your way through the ruins yourself and see her abd the others in the ruins. Toreil,Undyne,Papyrus,Sans,Alphys,Asgore,Asreil,Charah,Napstablook,Mettaton Ex, and Muffet ars there. you choose the rest*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Undyne:hey you wanna go?

*scoffs* oh great the fish lady with a spear. very original

FISH LADY?! *Her spear crackles with energy* I'LL SHOW YOU ORIGINAL!

*stares blankly* do it. I don't care