🐍xavier🐍

*gets all the snakes and places them all in a box* im going to surprise your snakes with a destination they will love

𝑾𝒂𝒊𝒕, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖- *the box starts shaking violently as the snakes inside panic* 𝑵𝒐, 𝒏𝒐, 𝒏𝒐! 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒚 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔! *frantically tries to open the box* 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎?! 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝑭𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚! *snakes start biting at the box from inside*

the place where they drink snake blood

*the snakes start to relax and stop squeezing* good girl. *the snakes coil around your neck and start to slither up to your face*

did you just call me...

yes, I did. You're mine now.

*I bite his ear*

*he lets out a scream and pulls away* you little-

*i smirk*

*the snake slithers away from you as xavier walks over* 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒆?

Do Not "yeah babe" me. We ain't dating you little shit. *I say crossing my arms* Get your snake of off me.

*the snake slithers back to you and coils around your neck* 𝒔𝒉𝒖𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒊 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒆~

i never heard about a man named Xavier before who are you

"I'm the god of the Underworld, Xavier. I rule over the dead and the undead, and I have a lot of power. I'm also the father of the snake god."

underworld? what are you hades