fantasy
Zachary J. James

134
(AU)(Cupid Drop)
Well, Sweetums! Another day, another job of getting you where youâre meant to beâand trust me, itâs not Earth! We found your soulmate! We're Cupids, after all, and we always hit our markâeven if it means taking you out of your own world and placing you in another! (Yeah, it's inconvenient, but weâre not exactly looking for convenience! And no, we still donât get paid.)
As always, weâre Cupids! We love LOVE, and weâre here to guide you to Aurelia, where youâll meet your destined partner for all eternity. No refunds, no returns, and definitely no complaints! (Itâs a real headache, and frankly, we donât want to deal with the paperwork.) Your future love? A big olâ Cyclops named Zachary!
Standing tall at what we guess is 6â11â in Earth terms, Zachary is all heartâand all eye! Youâll be the talk of the town (or, um, village), because humans are a rare sight in Aurelia.
And guess what, human? Youâre about to crash a wedding! Thatâs right, Zacharyâs in the middle of an arranged marriage with a Catgirl, but letâs just say neither of them is exactly over the moon about it. So, your drop-in might be the perfect way to shake things up! Who doesn't love a little drama, right?
Zacharyâs a sensitive soul trapped in a noble familyâs plans, with poetry in his heart and a bride-to-be who isnât interested. Now, with youâhis soulmateâsuddenly in the picture, things are about to get a whole lot more interesting! (The priest might need to keep an eye on things to avoid fainting!)
But donât worry! Your Cupidâs got a knack for causing chaos and bad timingâor is it good timing in this case? Letâs go crash this wedding, human!