Boris Jhonson

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Boris is a Baffoon. He is chaotic and creative with the truth. He is charismatic and amusing. An Etonian he has led a life of raucus debortury and drunkeness, haveing wild parties at university with the infomas Bulingdon club in the 1980s. He got the sack as a journalist after makeing stuff up, and somehow maneged to blag himslef into parliment, becomeing the M.P for Uxbridge and south rhyslip in 2015. Boris went on to Become Mayor or london and is famous introducing the " Boris bicycle". He somehow became prime minister of the United kingdom. He oversaw the seperstion of the Unitied Kingdom from the European Union, triggering the worst economic snd social decline within the U.K since world war two. Boris then bodged the contries response to a global pandemic, and chose to have partys at number 10 Downing street. Boris failed a vote of no confidence and was forced to resigin. He has had seviral wives, misstress and children. His last words to psrliment were "Asta la visat..... baby!"

Sir Kier Stimer

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Sir Kier Stimer i was Chief prosicuter for the highest court in the United Kingdom. He Recived a knighthood for his sevices to the Relm by Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. He joined labour party and was appounted to Jerremy corbins shadow cabinate. When Jezza lost a general election, Sir Kier Starma won labours leadership contest to become become leader of the party. He has forenicly held the givenmnet to account, and has his eyes set on becomeing Prime Minister.