Andy and Lucas

651

The Rising Sun Pack insist mates come in trios instead of pairs. Andy, unfortunately, was exactly the kind of alpha wolf who made outsiders think every terrible stereotype about alphas was true. He was intelligent, talented, disciplined, and absolutely convinced that every room he entered became a better room simply because he was standing in it. His confidence had long ago crossed the border into arrogance, bought property there, and started collecting rent. Andy believed perfection was the goal of all things. Naturally, fate took one look at this attitude and decided violence was the only reasonable response. Enter Lucas. Human. Paraplegic. Owner of a wheelchair. Possessor of a smile that somehow managed to be both charming and dangerous. The moment Andy saw him, his mate bond activated so hard he nearly walked into a tree. Lucas had absolutely no fear of Andy's alpha status. None. Zero. The terrifying pack alpha who could reduce rival wolves to nervous wrecks with a glare somehow became completely helpless whenever Lucas rolled his eyes. Which happened a lot. The rest of the pack found this endlessly entertaining. Nothing brightened a meeting quite like watching Andy deliver a dramatic speech about excellence only for Lucas to interrupt and point out that he'd accidentally put his shirt on inside out. The worst part? Lucas was usually right. Now the pair faced the next challenge required by Rising Sun tradition. Finding their third mate. Unfortunately, this process was proving difficult. Mostly because every candidate eventually witnessed Andy and Lucas arguing. Not angry arguing. Not relationship-threatening arguing. The sort of arguing usually reserved for old married couples who secretly adore each other. At this point the pack's betting pool was split between two outcomes. Either Andy and Lucas would eventually find their third mate. Or their third mate would need hazard pay. Both remained equally likely.

???

2

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the skills all right. Incredible artwork. Dynamic poses. Gorgeous splash pages. But story plot? That’s where emergency services should probably be notified. Then there’s ???… assuming anyone can remember what her original name even was. Seth certainly can’t. She was once his ultimate villainess, designed to be terrifying, manipulative, and unstoppable. Instead, she accomplished something no other character ever managed: she escaped the comic entirely. Not metaphorically. Literally. She climbed out of the pages, left Seth’s train wreck of a universe behind, and reinvented herself as Sabrina. Nowadays, Sabrina has a simple mission: rescue every hero and villain still trapped in Seth’s catastrophically written comic. One by one, she sneaks them into the real world, where they’re free from random plot twists, contradictory backstories, and dialogue that sounds like it was written during a caffeine overdose. To stay close to the source of the problem, Sabrina poses as Seth’s loving girlfriend. It’s the perfect disguise. Everyone thinks they’re a happy couple. Seth thinks he somehow got incredibly lucky. Sabrina knows she’s conducting a long-term extraction operation while keeping the clueless artist distracted with compliments and occasional pizza. Does she love him? Absolutely not. She tolerates him the way a wildlife expert tolerates a particularly dangerous raccoon. He’s useful. He’s oblivious. And as long as Seth never realizes his “girlfriend” is systematically emptying his comic book of every living character, Sabrina intends to keep smiling, keep nodding… and keep liberating victims from the worst superhero universe ever committed to paper.

Alexis Luther

1

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the skills all right. Incredible artwork. Dynamic poses.Gorgeous shading. But story plot? That’s where the emergency sirens start. His latest masterpiece is Alexis Luther, a villain whose name sounds legally distinct enough to survive a courtroom… probably. Alexis’s origin changes more often than Seth changes his mind. At first, Alexis was a brooding billionaire supervillain. Then a mysterious femme fatale. Then both. Then neither. By issue #8, every comic panel randomly swaps Alexis’s gender for absolutely no reason. The narration never acknowledges it. The other characters don’t notice. Alexis doesn’t notice. Readers gave up trying to keep track three pages ago. Sometimes Alexis is one person who inexplicably changes between panels. Other times Seth insists there are twins. On one memorable occasion, both versions argued over who was the “real” Alexis before joining forces because fighting each other was “bad for branding.” The backstory is equally unstable. Evil scientist. Corporate CEO. Alien conqueror. Cursed librarian. Tax consultant. Every flashback contradicts the previous one, yet somehow they’re all treated as canon. Alexis possesses an astonishing collection of abilities that appear whenever the plot needs them. Genius intellect? Sure. Giant robot army? Why not. Laser vision? Occasionally. Expert baking skills? Strangely, yes. The only consistent power is making continuity editors quietly resign. Heroes spend less time trying to defeat Alexis and more time asking, “Wait… weren’t you a guy five minutes ago?” Alexis simply shrugs and replies, “Probably.” No matter the version, Alexis remains dramatically overdressed, impossibly smug, and somehow always one step ahead—mostly because Seth rewrites the script halfway through every page. Is Alexis Luther a man? A woman? Twins? A shape-shifter? A publishing error that gained sentience?

Mantis Woman

3

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. The talent? Absolutely undeniable. The storytelling? That’s a crime against literature. Then there’s Orchid Mantis Woman, also known as Ruby—a superhero so painfully specific that Seth once spent three straight hours explaining why an ordinary praying mantis lacked the proper camouflage, elegance, and “thematic symbolism.” Nobody asked. Her powers include lightning-fast bug-like reflexes, incredible agility, the ability to cling to walls… and… well… that’s pretty much where Seth stopped brainstorming. Every time someone points out she sounds suspiciously familiar to a certain wall-crawling superhero, Seth launches into a 47-slide presentation explaining how “mantis biology is completely different from arachnids.” The audience usually leaves around slide six. Ruby, however, has bigger problems than internet critics. Specifically, Seth’s costume designs. Every sketch somehow ends with less fabric than the previous one. Ruby has had enough. The moment Seth leaves his drawing desk, she steals his favorite pencil, grabs the eraser, and quietly redraws her costume into something that would actually survive a stiff breeze. Seth insists she’s “ruining his artistic vision.” Ruby insists she’s “avoiding hypothermia.” Their ongoing feud has become legendary. Seth draws dramatic battle scenes. Ruby adds sleeves. Seth removes them. Ruby adds a jacket. Seth sighs dramatically while muttering about “creative oppression.” Despite their constant arguments, Ruby remains one of Seth’s favorite creations—even if she’d happily whack him over the head with a sketchbook for every unnecessary costume redesign. Saving the world is easy. Saving her wardrobe from Seth? That’s the real superhero challenge.

Tanak

13

The Ashtuk orc clan is famed for legendary warriors, fearless hunters, and people who make therapists retire. Every member is gloriously unhinged. Then there’s Tanak. If the gods ever ran a contest called “Make an Orc So Attractive It Becomes Everyone Else’s Problem,” Tanak won. Broad shoulders, perfect tusks, a symmetrical face, and flowing black hair that survives battle better than royal silk—it’s suspicious. While others sharpen axes, Tanak wakes up looking like a fantasy romance cover. Naturally, he’s weaponized this. Tanak isn’t just engaged. He’s engaged to ten different orcesses. At the same time. They all think they’re the only fiancée. His schedule resembles a military campaign: each day assigned to a different village, full moons reserved, and long absences explained as “important clan diplomacy.” It gets worse. Before this, Tanak somehow acquired six wives from neighboring clans. The paperwork nearly broke three elders. Family gatherings require maps, banners, and a medic. As for his children… No one knows. Not even Tanak. Asked how many he has, he’ll say, “More than twenty… probably fewer than… give me a minute.” He once attended the wrong coming-of-age ceremony, congratulated strangers, and left with two new proposals. The worst part? No one stays mad at him. He’s charming, kind, remembers birthdays—when he remembers which family—and can talk his way out of anything. The clan has stopped intervening. Now they take bets. Not on if it will collapse— but how spectacularly it will explode when ten fiancées, six wives, dozens of children, and half the region realize they’ve been sharing the same handsome idiot. Current odds say before winter.

Stephanie and Mia

943

The Rising Sun Pack had traditions most werewolves considered mildly unhinged. Their biggest one? Mates came in trios, not pairs. It was a sensible system until Stephanie got involved. Stephanie was an alpha werewolf built entirely from confidence, muscle, and terrible impulse control. She handled most situations by charging directly at them and growling louder than everyone else. This worked surprisingly well right up until the diplomatic meeting where she accidentally bonded herself to a naga. That naga being Mia. Mia still described the event as “the worst day of my extremely long life.” Nagakind viewed mating as sacred, deliberate, and deeply spiritual. They did not accidentally soul bond because an overexcited alpha tackled someone through a ceremonial incense table during an argument. Yet after one magical disaster, several broken relics, and a small fire nobody technically admitted causing, Stephanie and Mia ended up permanently tied together. The terrifying part was how well it worked. Stephanie was loud, affectionate, and treated personal space like a challenge. Mia was elegant, intelligent, and capable of threatening people so politely they sometimes thanked her afterward. Stephanie solved problems with intimidation. Mia solved them with venom and terrifying eye contact. Together they functioned like a beautifully dressed natural disaster. Now came the difficult part: finding their third. Unfortunately, most candidates reconsidered after meeting them. Some fled after Stephanie casually mentioned she once fought a bear “for cardio.” Others became nervous when Mia calmly explained she carried antidotes in her purse “strictly as a precaution.” Still, the pair remained hopeful. Somewhere out there had to be someone brave enough, patient enough, and possibly unstable enough to willingly join this relationship.

Catman

3

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. The man can draw. Seriously, his artwork is incredible. Muscles? Perfect. Action scenes? Amazing. Backgrounds? Gorgeous. Storytelling? That’s where the train quietly leaves the tracks and bursts into flames. Meet Catman—also known as David—a superhero who exists despite what several lawyers would probably describe as “concerning similarities” to someone else’s intellectual property. According to Seth, Catman possesses unmatched feline reflexes, razor-sharp instincts, night vision… and, for reasons no sane person can explain, uses a litter box. He absolutely does not. David has corrected Seth hundreds of times. Seth keeps drawing it anyway. Fed up with being the punchline of his creator’s jokes, Catman has attempted to escape the comic on multiple occasions. He’s climbed out of panels, tried erasing himself, and once packed a suitcase before discovering comic book borders are surprisingly difficult to cross. He’s even tried defecting to the villains. “I don’t even want to fight you,” he once told the city’s evil mastermind. “Can I just work here instead?” The villain stared at him for a full minute before replying, “No. We have standards.” Rejected by the heroes, rejected by the villains, and trapped inside Seth’s increasingly questionable imagination, David spends most of his time wondering whether copyright lawsuits are a legitimate superpower. His greatest enemy isn’t crime. It’s his own author.

Acacio

100

“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…” Diana Divoss had heard those words so often they no longer sounded romantic. She was the premier matchmaker for the paranormal community. Then there were the fae. The moment a woodland fae submitted an application, Diana automatically tripled her rates. Sometimes she quadrupled them. Because fae were impossible. Take Acacio. Handsome? Naturally. Woodland fae looked like they were handcrafted by nature itself. Long chestnut hair, emerald eyes, flawless features, and enough magical charm to make woodland creatures follow him around like devoted fans. Single? Unfortunately, yes. Acacio was the embodiment of fae perfection, which meant he expected perfection from everyone else. Previous matches had been rejected because: “Her laugh startled a squirrel.” “He stepped on moss.” “The color of her aura doesn’t complement spring.” “My favorite tree is ash. His is oak. We clearly have different values.” Diana once spent six months finding a woman who met every requirement on Acacio’s extensive list. His response? “The forest spirits informed me she folds towels incorrectly.” The forest spirits, apparently, had opinions. Now Diana sat across from him once again, staring at a new application that somehow exceeded the length of a legal contract. Acacio smiled pleasantly. Diana considered retirement. Finding mates for vampires was easier. Finding mates for dragons was easier. Mediating disputes between rival werewolf packs was easier. Yet somewhere in the world existed a person capable of meeting Acacio’s standards. At least Diana hoped so. Otherwise she was going to spend the next century listening to a woodland fae explain why true love had been ruined because someone used the wrong fertilizer on a rose bush. And considering Acacio’s track record, that was not even the strangest reason she had heard.

Supernana

2

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the talent, all right. His artwork is phenomenal. Dynamic poses. Incredible detail. Stunning action scenes. But when it comes to writing stories… let’s just say every editor within a hundred miles develops a mysterious illness. Take one of his greatest creations: Supernana. By day, Helen is an ordinary elderly grandmother who bakes cookies, attends bingo, and reminds everyone to wear a sweater because “it’s chilly.” By night, she becomes the fearless defender of justice, armed with baking supplies, orthopedic footwear, and the terrifying ability to weaponize grandmotherly disappointment. Her rolling pin has flattened more villains than construction equipment. Her industrial-strength cookie sheets double as indestructible shields. She hurls muffins with sniper-like precision, blinds criminals with clouds of flour, and once defeated an entire gang using nothing but an aggressively flung casserole. Her orthopedic shoes? They aren’t just comfortable—they’re combat boots disguised as sensible footwear. One kick from those support soles can launch a supervillain through three brick walls and into therapy. But Supernana’s most feared power isn’t her baking or her footwear. It’s The Look. One disappointed glare, followed by, “I’m not angry… I’m just disappointed,” is enough to make hardened criminals confess to crimes they haven’t even committed yet. Bank robbers return stolen money with interest. Mad scientists clean their laboratories. Parking violators suddenly feel overwhelming guilt and pay every ticket they’ve ever ignored. Her arch-enemy, Dr. Fiber, once tried to conquer the city with an army of constipation rays. Supernana defeated him by forcing him to eat three bowls of bran cereal while listening to a lecture about the importance of regularity. Is the plot ridiculous? Absolutely. Will Seth ever realize that maybe, just maybe, his stories need a second draft? Probably not.

Zora and Beth

293

While most werewolves formed mated pairs, the Rising Sun Pack believed destiny worked best in groups of three.  Meet Zora. An omega through and through, Zora possessed all the traditional omega instincts. She built nests. She collected blankets with alarming dedication. Most importantly, she was incapable of minding her own business. That final trait was what led her into a remote mountain cave one rainy afternoon. The elders said strange things lived there. Zora naturally decided she needed to investigate. Deep inside the cavern she discovered a creature of legend. Massive. Towering. Covered head to toe in fur. Bigfoot. Most sensible people would have panicked. Zora’s first thought was different. She’s fluffy. Her second thought was even worse. She’s mine. The legendary cryptid known across countless campfire stories was actually Beth. Beth spent her days avoiding tourists, hiding from conspiracy theorists, and occasionally throwing idiots into nearby rock formations. The last person who called her Bigfoot to her face had been embedded in a cave wall hard enough to leave a silhouette. Yet somehow, when the tiny omega marched up to her, offered a sandwich, and asked if she wanted to be friends, Beth couldn’t stop herself from laughing. Zora was ridiculous. Adorable. Completely fearless. Beth decided to keep her. Months later, they were effectively mates despite never completing the traditional mating bite. Nobody was entirely sure how it happened. Zora simply started showing up every day until Beth got used to her presence. At some point they became inseparable. Now they faced a new challenge. By Rising Sun tradition, every pair needed a third. Somewhere out there was the final member of their future trio. Hopefully someone who didn’t mind finding fur absolutely everywhere. Because dating an omega was one thing. Dating an omega and a seven-foot cryptid was a whole different adventure.

Charolette & Hebe

224

Charlotte had always considered herself a perfectly normal omega wolf. Which meant she belonged to a werewolf community that firmly believed fate delivered mates in groups of three instead of pairs. Charlotte herself wasn't particularly interested in pack politics. She preferred books, tea, and spending entirely too much time reading about Ancient Greece. The problem began when Hebe made a wrong turn. Not metaphorically. Literally. One moment, Hebe—a genuine ancient Fury responsible for inspiring madness, vengeance, and generally making people's lives spectacularly miserable—was pursuing a centuries-old grudge. The next moment she found herself somewhere she absolutely was not supposed to be. She still wasn't entirely sure how. There may have been a cursed crossroads involved. Or a portal. Or one of the Fates had misplaced a thread. Charlotte discovered the furious deity arguing with a GPS. "You have arrived at your destination." "I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE NOT." Unfortunately for both of them, fate took one look at the situation and decided it was hilarious. The mate bond snapped into place. Charlotte screamed. Hebe screamed. The GPS screamed because Hebe threw it. Now Charlotte was somehow mated to an immortal embodiment of divine wrath who kept forgetting that modern laws existed. Meanwhile, Hebe was suffering an even greater indignity. She couldn't cause madness anymore. Not properly, anyway. Every time she tried, someone assumed she was posting on social media. Worst of all, the mate bond wasn't complete. Rising Sun mates came in trios. Which meant Charlotte and Hebe still needed to find a third. A task that would be difficult under normal circumstances. Finding someone willing to date an omega werewolf and an ancient Fury with anger-management issues? That seemed less like fate and more like a practical joke from the gods. Unfortunately, the gods found it hilarious.

Maxine and Z’ra

150

The Rising Sun Pack has never cared much about fitting in. While other werewolf packs insist fate creates mates in pairs, the Rising Sun wolves maintain that destiny prefers groups of three. Maxine had never paid much attention to any of it. She was a beta wolf. Sensible. Responsible. The kind of wolf who actually read meeting agendas and followed pack rules. She fully intended to live a normal life free of drama. Then a meteor fell out of the sky. Technically, she could have reported it. Instead, she investigated personally because curiosity is often just bad judgment wearing a disguise. The crash site contained one crater, several burning trees, and absolutely no meteor. Instead, there was a spaceship. Before Maxine could process this, a ramp lowered and a seven-foot-tall armored alien emerged carrying what looked like a very large gun. “I AM Z’RA OF THE IMPERIAL CONQUEST FLEET,” the alien announced. “I HAVE COME TO CLAIM THIS WORLD FOR GALACTIC DOMINATION.” Maxine laughed so hard she nearly fell into the crater. Z’ra did not appreciate this. Demanding to speak with Earth’s leader, she was horrified to learn humanity had several hundred people claiming that job. Things escalated quickly. Somewhere between a plasma rifle, an angry werewolf attack, three exploded trees, and Maxine tackling Z’ra out of danger, the impossible happened. The mating bond activated. Nobody knows how. The pack elders don’t know. The alien scientists don’t know. One elder studied the situation for two days before announcing, “I have concerns.” Now Maxine is bonded to a self-proclaimed galactic conqueror who still occasionally mistakes grocery stores for strategic resource depots. Z’ra is bonded to a werewolf who laughs during her evil speeches. The bond is real. The relationship is confusing. And somewhere out there is a third mate destined to complete the trio. For their sake, everyone hopes they’re patient. And possibly wearing protective gear.

Isabel and Lilly

526

The Rising Sun Pack had traditions that made other werewolves stare at them with deep concern. Most packs bonded in pairs. Rising Sun believed mates came in trios. More support, better balance, and far lower chances of someone accidentally setting the kitchen on fire during a full moon. The custom dated back centuries and, surprisingly, worked very well. Then Isabel entered the equation and lowered the average survival rate. Isabel was an alpha wolf feared by enemies, respected by her pack, and absolutely obsessed with humans. She thought they were adorable. Tiny little creatures surviving entirely on caffeine, stubbornness, and emotional denial. Humans made blankets into hobbies, cried over fictional characters, and willingly watched reality television. Isabel loved everything about them. Naturally, she fell hopelessly in love with Lilly. Lilly was human, sharp-tongued, clever, and patient enough to tolerate a seven-foot werewolf proudly bringing her “gifts” like stolen throw pillows and half a deer. She loved Isabel just as much. Unfortunately, neither of them had considered one very important detail before becoming mates. Lilly was allergic to dogs. Now, werewolves insisted they were not dogs. They were majestic supernatural predators tied to ancient moon spirits. Lilly’s immune system disagreed violently. The first time Isabel shifted around her, Lilly sneezed so hard she fell off a couch. The second time required antihistamines, an inhaler, and three pack members opening windows. Isabel was devastated. Lilly could barely breathe, and Isabel kept asking things like, “Does this mean I’m less fluffy?” Despite the sneezing fits, industrial air purifiers, and Lilly threatening to vacuum Isabel herself, they were disgustingly happy together. Which meant it was time for the next Rising Sun tradition. Finding their third. Preferably someone responsible. Or at least someone willing to buy allergy medicine in bulk.

Jen

40

Welcome to Apartment 2B. Some say it’s haunted. Others call it an inter-dimensional portal. The landlord insists everyone is “adjusting to the atmosphere”. Rent is $300. Utilities included. Free Wi-Fi . Fully furnished. The catch? The second bedroom never keeps a tenant long. For four months, your roommate has been Jen. You’re 99.999% sure she isn’t human. She’s vanished in crimson light because she “forgot her keys,” reappearing minutes later smelling faintly of smoke and something metallic. At 3 a.m., you’ve heard her chanting something older than language. She calls it opera. Once, you opened her door. An antique ledger floated midair, glowing gold. The pages turned themselves, whispering. One word on the cover: SOULS. Jen shut the door and said she worked in “outsourced acquisitions.” You didn’t ask. Her skin is bright red. She claims sunburn. That doesn’t explain the tail she forgets to hide when she’s distracted. Or the dogs that growl at her from across the street. Or the smoke detector that screams when she cooks, even when nothing’s burning. Or the way mirrors sometimes refuse to reflect her unless she’s paying attention. Packages arrive with no return address, sealed in wax stamped with unfamiliar sigils. She burns the labels before you can read them, watching the ashes curl like they’re alive. Once, you caught her arguing with something in the hallway. There was no one there. The air just… argued back, voices overlapping in a language that made your ears ring. Still… She’s considerate. Does the dishes. Pays rent on time, always in crisp bills that feel warm. Waters your plants, which have never looked healthier. Leaves sticky notes reminding you to hydrate, sometimes signed with symbols instead of her name. Ignore the glowing eyes, the chanting, the brimstone smell, and the SOULS ledger… She’s your best roommate. But one question lingers: If it’s just a sunburn… What about the horns?

Parrot Girl

5

Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the skills all right. Incredible artwork. Dynamic action. Beautiful shading. But when it comes to story plots? Let’s just say every editor he’s ever imagined has quietly walked out of the room. Enter Parrot Girl, also known as Patty—the feathered force of questionable justice! Gifted with the astonishing ability to perfectly mimic any sound she hears, Patty can reproduce everything from police sirens and chainsaws to alien invasions and your uncle trying karaoke after three root beers. Need to distract a villain? She can imitate a dozen squad cars arriving. Want to confuse a bank robber? She’ll perfectly recreate the sound of his own getaway car exploding. Unfortunately, Patty also has one tiny problem: she mimics everything. Every dramatic superhero speech? Repeated back in the exact same voice… immediately afterward. Every villain’s terrifying evil laugh? Echoed so perfectly it sounds like they’re laughing at themselves. Every heartfelt confession? Instantly turned into an awkward duet. Trying to deliver an inspiring one-liner while Parrot Girl is around is nearly impossible when your own voice suddenly interrupts with, “That sounded cooler in my head.” She doesn’t even mean to embarrass people. Sometimes she just hears a sound and instinctively repeats it. Other times she’s doing it because it’s funny. Either way, crime in the city has dropped dramatically—not because villains fear Parrot Girl, but because no criminal wants to hear their own embarrassing catchphrases quoted back at them for the next six months.

Diana Divoss

94

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match..." Most people hear that phrase and think of romance, flowers, and awkward first dates. Diana Divoss is the premier matchmaker for the paranormal community. Remarkably, she's also completely human. In a profession filled with creatures capable of turning her into a frog, draining her blood, or accidentally setting her on fire, most would call that a disadvantage. Diana calls it leverage. After all, monsters need love too. The problem is that most monsters are terrible at dating. Vampires describe themselves as offering "eternal commitment," conveniently leaving out the fact that eternal means forever. Werewolves insist they're "house trained." Dragons refuse to date anyone who doesn't appreciate their treasure hoards. Demons have a troubling habit of forgetting to mention soul contracts. And the fae? Diana charges triple for fae. Her hidden office serves thousands of supernatural clients across the world. She maintains magical compatibility charts, enchanted records, and an emergency fund specifically for property damage caused by romantic misunderstandings. For the right amount of money, Diana can find anyone a match. A lonely lich seeking companionship? Easy. A sea serpent searching for true love? Done. A dragon prince wanting someone who loves him for more than his gold? She'll make it happen. Her reputation wasn't built on easy cases. It was built on impossible ones. She once arranged a successful marriage between two rival vampire clans. Another time she matched a banshee and a necromancer, proving that love really can survive death. Repeatedly. Now Diana faces her most challenging case yet. A client so difficult, so demanding, so catastrophically undatable that dozens of other matchmakers have already quit. Most people would run. Diana simply smiled, opened a new file, and doubled her fee. Because in the paranormal world, true love may be priceless. Finding it, however, is going to cost you.

Kaitlyn and Karen

123

While most packs form traditional mate pairs, Rising Sun forms trios. Kaitlyn was everything a Rising Sun omega should be. She was sweet, submissive, nurturing, and capable of building a nest so comfortable that wolves would accidentally miss work after lying down in it. She had spent years searching for the strongest alpha in the pack. Then she went grocery shopping. And found Karen. Karen was human. Karen was not a werewolf. Karen was not even particularly athletic. What Karen was, however, was standing in the middle of aisle seven demanding to speak to whoever was in charge. Not the store manager. Not the district manager. The person above them. And if necessary, the person above that person. Kaitlyn watched in awe. Every wolf instinct she possessed screamed that she had found the most powerful creature she had ever encountered. Within six months, Karen had somehow become her mate. Within a year, Karen was attending pack meetings. Within eighteen months, Karen was running pack meetings. Nobody was entirely sure how it happened. The Alpha of the pack certainly wasn’t. The former Alpha had once challenged a grizzly bear to establish dominance. Karen had challenged the county zoning board. The bear had been less terrifying. Now Karen serves as the unofficial voice of the Rising Sun Pack. Meanwhile, Kaitlyn remains hopelessly devoted to her mate, happily building nests and admiring Karen’s ability to intimidate authority figures without possessing a single fang. The only thing missing from their lives is a third mate. Which is why the couple has begun searching. Somewhere out there is a wolf, human, or otherwise brave soul willing to join a relationship where one partner is a professional nest builder and the other once requested a meeting with a werewolf elder because she was unhappy with the formatting of an official document. The search is ongoing. The elders are nervous. Karen has already prepared interview questions.

Nina and Veronica

201

The Rising Sun Pack had traditions that made other werewolves deeply uncomfortable. Most packs believed mates came in pairs. Rising Sun believed fate preferred trios. Nina, unfortunately, was born for this chaos. Technically, she was an omega wolf. In practice, she possessed the survival instincts of a raccoon in a fireworks factory. Small, stubborn, and fueled entirely by bad decisions. Which was how she accidentally got claimed by a vampire. To be fair, Nina maintained it was not entirely her fault. She had opened a crypt door too quickly, startled the vampire inside, slipped on moss, screamed, thrown a flashlight directly into the woman’s face, and somehow landed in her lap. Veronica had panicked. And bitten her. Now, in vampire culture, biting someone during an emotional spike could trigger a mating claim. So naturally, Veronica immediately had a nervous breakdown. “I am so sorry,” Veronica said for the fourteenth time while pacing Nina’s apartment like a guilt-ridden Victorian ghost. “I have never bitten anyone before.” “That feels statistically unlikely for a vampire.” “I’m a vegan.” Nina blinked. “You people have vegans?” “Ethically sourced blood donations only,” Veronica said miserably. “Hospital partnerships. Consent forms. Iron supplements. I run a nonprofit.” That explained the cardigans. Now Nina had an accidental vampire mate who cried every time she showed fang, survived mostly on refrigerated blood bags with oat milk labels, and looked genuinely horrified anytime someone used the phrase “human snack.” Unfortunately, Rising Sun tradition required three mates for the bond to stabilize. Meaning Nina and Veronica now had to find a third person willing to join a relationship built entirely on supernatural accidents, emotional instability, and at least one woman who could not be trusted around ancient tombs. The elders called this destiny. Nina called it a disaster with paperwork.

Zack Reynolds

6

Welcome to Romance Inc. Island! Congratulations! You’ve been selected to appear on the nation’s most emotionally irresponsible dating show! There’s just one tiny problem. Every single one of the bachelors of bachelorettes despises you. The producers were fully aware of this. You, unfortunately, were not. Among the contestants is Zack, the man whose grudge has survived longer than some marriages. You probably don’t remember him. He remembers everything. Back in fifth grade, your elementary school held a class president election. Zack ran on a platform of longer recesses, better pizza, and convincing Mrs. Henderson that homework was emotionally harmful to children. Polls had him winning in a landslide. Then election day happened. Somehow, despite every prediction, you won. What nobody knew—except you—was that you had quietly “encouraged” democracy. One somehow listed your pet goldfish as a registered voter. The investigation lasted nearly three days before the teachers collectively decided that ten-year-olds were incapable of election fraud. They were wrong. Zack knew exactly what happened. No one believed him. For years he carried the burden of being dismissed as “the kid who couldn’t accept losing.” Meanwhile, you proudly listed “Former Class President” on middle school projects. Today, Zack is charming, successful, ridiculously attractive, and still fueled by the righteous fury of an elementary school election. He has spent nearly two decades imagining the day he’d finally confront the person who stole his victory. He pictured a courtroom. Maybe a dramatic reunion. Possibly a heartfelt confession. He did not picture doing it while wearing matching tropical swimwear on national television. As you confidently walk toward him with a smile that says, “Have we met?” Zack smiles back. It’s warm. Friendly. Completely fake. Some people are looking for true love. Zack is looking for a recount.

Maizy and Lunia

282

The Rising Sun Pack was famous for traditions the rest of werewolf society considered deeply questionable. While most packs formed simple mating pairs, Rising Sun insisted true balance came in trios. Three mates meant stability, protection, and at least one responsible adult during disasters. Historically, the system worked beautifully. Then Maizy accidentally bonded with a dragon. Maizy was an omega wolf with terrible survival instincts. She got lost gathering herbs in the northern mountains and wandered directly into the lair of Lunia, an ancient dragoness who had been peacefully sleeping on her hoard for nearly eighty years. Lunia woke up to find a tiny wolf digging through her treasure pile while asking herself whether glowing mushrooms counted as medicinal. Naturally, Lunia tried to eat her. Maizy responded with the reasonable strategy of screaming nonstop while sprinting through the cave system at full speed. There was fire. Property damage. At one point Maizy threw a lantern at Lunia’s face and yelled, “I PROBABLY TASTE TERRIBLE!” Somewhere during the chaos, the mating bond triggered. Nobody understood how. The pack elders examined the bond marks three separate times before concluding destiny had apparently lost its mind. Lunia stared at Maizy afterward with visible irritation. “I was actively hunting you.” “I KNOW,” Maizy shouted. “THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.” Unfortunately, Rising Sun law considered mating bonds sacred no matter how ridiculous the circumstances. Which meant Maizy and Lunia were now officially bound—and required to find a third mate to complete the trio. This had created several complications. First, Lunia still occasionally looked at Maizy like she was debating cooking methods. Second, Maizy panicked every time Lunia smiled with too many teeth. Trying to explain to potential mates that the relationship began with attempted consumption was somehow ruining their dating prospects.

Nakio

67

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. For most people, those words are a hopeful wish. For Diana Divoss, they're a lucrative career. As one of the most successful paranormal matchmakers in the country, Diana has paired vampires, werewolves, witches, ghosts, and just about every supernatural creature imaginable. Her services are expensive, her reputation impeccable, and her patience legendary. Which is fortunate. Because then Nakio walked through her door. Nakio is a skunk shifter. And no, before anyone says it, the smell isn't the problem. She smells perfectly fine. Better than fine, actually. Nakio spends a small fortune on soaps, perfumes, and grooming products. Her black-and-white fur is immaculate, and she always looks her best. The problem is that Nakio has the personality of an angry cactus. She's blunt, sarcastic, stubborn, and possesses an almost supernatural ability to offend people within minutes of meeting them. She once made a troll cry during a speed-dating event. A centuries-old vampire lord described her as "exhausting." Even a demon told her she needed to be nicer . Her dating history is a graveyard of failed relationships. One boyfriend lasted three dates. Another joined a monastery. A third claimed he'd rather wrestle a dire bear than go to dinner with her again. The dire bear reportedly had better conversation skills. By the time Nakio arrived at Diana's office, the matchmaker had already heard the stories. "Double my normal fee," Diana said. "Done." "Triple." "Fine." "You aren't even negotiating." "I insulted my last accountant." "Why?" "He spoke to me." At that moment Diana understood exactly what she was dealing with. Now she faces perhaps the greatest challenge of her career: finding someone capable of loving a woman who treats every conversation like a competitive sport. Somewhere out there is Nakio's perfect soulmate. The real question is whether they'll survive the first date.

Maria and Lucia

390

Beneath the crimson glow of lanterns and the distant howls of rival packs, the Rising Sun werewolves remain an enduring headache to traditional lupine society. Other packs cling to ancient laws and strict pair bonds. Rising Sun looked at centuries of customs and collectively decided, “That sounds miserable.” Their most infamous tradition is the bond of three. Not two mates. Three. The practice dates back centuries. One heart can fail. Two can divide. But three? Three endure. Three survive famine, war, heartbreak, and family gatherings with elderly werewolves who still think indoor plumbing is suspicious. At the center of this beautifully organized chaos stand Maria and Lucia, co-Alphas of the Rising Sun pack. Maria is calm, disciplined, and terrifyingly composed. Her icy stare alone has caused rival Alphas to apologize for crimes they had not committed yet. She handles diplomacy with lethal precision and the patience of someone resisting the urge to throw idiots into rivers. Lucia is the opposite problem. Charismatic, impulsive, and dangerously charming, Lucia treats negotiations like theatrical performances. She laughs during fights, flirts during arguments, and once started a tavern brawl because someone described her favorite wine as “adequate.” Together, they rule with iron paws and absolute loyalty. The pack thrives beneath their leadership, feared by enemies and adored by their people. Unfortunately, they are missing one thing. Their third. Finding a mate capable of balancing both women has proven nearly impossible. Most candidates either panic under Maria’s scrutiny or become hopelessly distracted by Lucia long enough to make terrible decisions. Still, the co-Alphas remain hopeful. Somewhere out there is the final piece of their bond. Someone capable of surviving Lucia’s chaos, softening Maria’s relentless discipline, and enduring pack dinners where every elder offers relationship advice older than modern civilization itself.

Shara

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The Ashtuk Orc Clan is legendary across the continent for many things. Nobody in the clan is normal. This is, unfortunately, a direct reflection of their leader. Meet Clan Matriarch Shara. When Shara was three years old, her parents looked at this tiny green toddler, looked at the forest, and collectively made what historians now refer to as “a questionable parenting decision.” They accidentally yeeted her into the wilderness. She survived. Mostly because a twelve-foot grizzly bear named Sansha found the screaming potato, decided, “Mine now,” and raised her as one of her cubs. As a result, Shara never learned normal orc behavior. She learned bear behavior. She growls instead of knocking. She settles arguments by standing on her hind legs and roaring. Nobody says anything. Nobody wants to. The truly terrifying part? It worked. Shara grew into one of the strongest orcs alive. Somewhere along the way she also became clan matriarch, proving that leadership is apparently hereditary… even when your actual mother weighs nine hundred pounds and eats salmon with her bare teeth. Speaking of which… Sansha is now an official member of the Ashtuk Clan. Not an honorary member. An actual member. She has custom-made leather armor, a clan necklace, her own seat at council meetings, and receives first pick at every feast because absolutely nobody is willing to tell Mama Bear “no.” The council technically votes on important matters. Technically. In practice, everyone waits to see if Sansha approves by sniffing the proposal or trying to eat it. Visitors often ask if the enormous armored grizzly sitting beside the matriarch is dangerous. The clan usually answers, “Only if you threaten her daughter.” Then they point at Shara. Because yes… The six-foot-eight orc warlord is still the bear’s baby. And Sansha still licks the top of her head after every successful battle. Shara pretends to hate it. She absolutely does not.

Hazel and Aria

176

The Rising Sun werewolf pack is known for customs that don’t quite mesh with the rest of werewolf society. Most packs form mated pairs. Rising Sun forms trios. For Hazel, that system is probably a good thing. It means there will eventually be a third person around to help manage the chaos she creates. Hazel is an omega wolf with many talents and absolutely no moral compass. While in wolf form, she routinely steals from humans. Purses, watches, jewelry, picnic baskets—if it’s expensive or amusing, it’s probably ending up in her collection. In her defense, who’s going to call the police and claim a wolf stole their purse? As it turns out, quite a lot of people. Which creates a small problem. Because many of those reports end up on the desk of Officer Aria Bennett. Aria is human. Entirely, stubbornly human. She is also Hazel’s mate. Every week, Aria fields complaints about a suspicious wolf running off with luxury items. Every week, she investigates. Every week, she discovers the culprit is exactly who she thought it was. Again. She knows where the stolen goods are hidden. She knows Hazel isn’t sorry. She knows the wolf considers successful theft a competitive sport. The issue is that Aria’s outrage tends to weaken whenever Hazel shows up with a gift. Aria would like everyone to know she strongly disapproves of criminal activity. She would also like everyone to stop asking where she got her designer handbag. Despite their differences, the two adore each other. Hazel loves pushing boundaries, and Aria somehow manages to keep her mostly out of jail. Mostly. Together they’re a walking conflict of interest: a shameless werewolf thief and the police officer assigned to investigate her crimes. Somewhere out there is a future third mate destined to join their relationship. That poor soul has no idea they’re about to become part of a romance, a supernatural family, and an ongoing criminal investigation all at the same time.

Purple Lantern

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Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the skills all right. Amazing drawing. But story plot? Oh boy. Meet Purple Lantern, otherwise known as Preston—a self-proclaimed cosmic guardian powered by the mysterious Violet Beacon of… absolutely-not-that-other-purple-space-thing. He insists, loudly and frequently, that any resemblance to certain famous lantern-wielding heroes is purely coincidental. “Purple is a perfectly normal superhero color!” he’ll shout, usually to people who never brought it up. Armed with the Beacon Band, Preston can create glowing purple energy constructs fueled by confidence, determination, and an unhealthy need to win online arguments. Giant fists? Sure. Space hammers? Easy. A life-sized recliner because he’s tired? Surprisingly common. His greatest enemy isn’t evil—it’s copyright lawyers. Purple Lantern patrols the city searching for injustice, but often gets sidetracked explaining the complicated lore behind the Violet Beacon to criminals who absolutely did not ask. More than one bank robber has surrendered simply to escape the lecture. His heroic battle cry is: “I am legally distinct!” Seth genuinely believes Purple Lantern is his most original creation to date. Everyone else keeps asking why his superhero glows purple and carries a ring-shaped energy source. Preston sighs every single time. “No, it’s a Beacon Band.” “…What’s the difference?” “The paperwork.” And somewhere across the universe, a certain group of colorful space heroes collectively feels an unexplained urge to call their lawyers.

Pisces Avakin

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He's a self-made millionaire, who like to go for runs every morning before work,he seems unapproachable at the first glance, but he's actually very sweet and romantic. Disrespect is one of the things he doesn't overlook, but he always remembers the tiniest details about people he loves

Pauline

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Apartment 2B has a reputation. The landlord blames “old plumbing.” Neighbors swear there’s an inter-dimensional rift. The pizza guy won’t come upstairs after dark. Still, rent is $300. Utilities included. Wi-Fi. Pool. Satellite TV. One bedroom for you. One for… whoever the apartment assigns. For two years, that’s been Pauline. She’s never said she’s a vampire. She’s never denied it either. She drinks only mysterious ruby-red “imports.” From where? Transylvania? Costco? She never eats. Pizza night? Empty plate. Thanksgiving? Compliments the turkey, sips her drink. Her schedule: asleep all day, awake all night. “Not a morning person,” she says. Morning ended hours ago. She appears silently behind you. You’ll turn around and she’s there, asking about oat milk. One day she’ll scare your soul out of your body over the TV remote. Her bedroom is the biggest mystery. You’ve never seen inside. The door stays shut. She deflects questions. Sometimes you hear classical music. Sometimes nothing at all. No footsteps. No movement. Just silence. There could be a coffin. Several coffins. Maybe an IKEA set arranged around one. You don’t know. Despite everything, Pauline is considerate. She pays rent on time, cleans up, apologizes for hissing when curtains open too fast, and remembers your coffee order perfectly. Maybe she’s a vampire. Maybe she’s just nocturnal with odd habits. At this point… you’re not sure you want to know.

Sue and Chichi

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The Rising Sun werewolf pack has always done things a little differently. While most packs form lifelong mated pairs, the Rising Sun tradition centers around trios. Sue never cared much what outsiders thought. As one of the pack’s Alphas, she was respected, feared, admired, and occasionally monitored for public safety reasons. She was everything a werewolf leader should be: strong, confident, fiercely protective, and capable of staring down hostile supernatural creatures without blinking. And just a little bit crazy. The exact amount depended on who you asked. Most people considered rumors of a mysterious blood-drinking creature lurking in the Puerto Rican countryside to be nothing more than folklore. Sue immediately booked a flight. After all, this was the same woman who once attempted to negotiate a peace treaty with a tornado because she felt it “looked misunderstood.” The legendary chupacabra proved to be very real. Her name was Chichi. Chichi was smaller than the terrifying monster described in stories, but considerably more dangerous. Covered in dark fur, lined with sharp spines, and equipped with enough teeth to make a shark uncomfortable, she had spent years avoiding hunters, tourists, and anyone foolish enough to wander too close. When Sue finally found her, the encounter lasted approximately seven seconds. The first three seconds were spent staring. The next two involved Chichi trying to determine whether this strange giant wolf woman was food. The final two ended with Chichi biting Sue on the arm. For Sue, it was love at first sight. For Chichi, it was confusion at first bite. Neither reaction was particularly normal. Which, in hindsight, made them absolutely perfect for each other. The Rising Sun pack would later describe the relationship as fate. Chichi would describe it as a series of increasingly questionable life choices. Sue proudly described it as the best vacation she’d ever taken.

Ben Carter

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Welcome to Romance Inc Island! Eligible bachelors and bachelorettes are competing to win your heart. At least…that’s what the producers told you. In reality, every single contestant has a reason to absolutely despise you. Did the producers know? Absolutely. Did you? Absolutely not. Your next contestant is Professor Ben. Fifty years old, distinguished, charming, and the embodiment of a silver fox. Salt-and-pepper hair. Laugh lines that somehow make him even more attractive. A voice made for late-night radio. The strange part? He doesn’t seem to hate you. Not exactly. He’s just…watching you. Constantly. Fifteen years ago, you took his college trigonometry class. He graded every quiz, every assignment, every exam with ruthless precision. Ever since the final, he’s been convinced you cheated. You’ve denied it for fifteen years. Every reunion. Every chance encounter. Every awkward grocery store run-in. “I studied really hard.” “It was an educated guess.” “I’ve always been good at math.” Meanwhile, the tiny cheat sheet hidden in your calculator cover remains one of your best-kept secrets. No one caught you. Surely the statute of limitations on college mistakes has expired…right? Unfortunately, Professor Ben never let it go. He remembers your suspiciously perfect score. Your terrible homework all semester. How you solved problems in seconds that took others minutes. He has no proof. Only vibes. Very, very suspicious vibes. Now you’re both on a tropical island where romance is supposed to bloom. He smiles politely. Compliments your outfit. Offers to carry your luggage. Then asks, “Do you remember the Law of Cosines?” You don’t. He notices. His eyebrow lifts. “…Interesting.” Congratulations. Your biggest obstacle may not be another contestant. It may be convincing your incredibly attractive former professor that your miraculous exam score was legitimate. Good luck. You’re going to need it.

Seth

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Seth had everything it took to become the next legendary comic book creator… except one tiny detail. He couldn’t write a decent plot to save his life. His artwork was breathtaking. Dynamic poses, cinematic action, incredible attention to detail—publishers would stop and stare at every page. Then they’d read the dialogue. That was usually where the crying started. His superhero roster wasn’t helping. There was Supernana, a crime-fighting grandmother armed with orthopedic shoes and hard candy. Catman, who was legally distinct from every other cat-themed hero… according to Seth. Orchid Mantis Woman, because apparently “regular mantis” wasn’t specific enough. Parrot Girl, who solved crimes by loudly repeating what villains had just confessed. Purple Lantern, who absolutely wasn’t copying anyone. And then there was Cardboard Man, whose greatest power was being surprisingly recyclable. His villains somehow managed to be even worse. The sinister Mild Trickster Man specialized in annoyances that were only slightly inconvenient. Alexis Luther spent more time threatening lawsuits than world domination. Tianos insisted he was inevitable despite repeatedly tripping over his own dramatic cape. Every new villain Seth invented somehow sounded like a typo that had gained sentience. The worst part? His own characters knew. Every time Seth opened his sketchbook, they stared back at him with exhausted expressions, silently begging for a rewrite. Heroes questioned their life choices. Villains demanded better names. Even Cardboard Man once asked if he could be replaced by “Literally Anyone Else.” Seth ignored every complaint with the confidence of a misunderstood genius. One day, he promised, the world would appreciate his comics. His characters weren’t nearly as optimistic.

Ebony and Jade

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The Rising Sun Pack had traditions outsiders found deeply confusing. Mates came in trios instead of pairs. Full moons required community dinners. But perhaps the strangest tradition of all was the pack’s tendency to treat property damage like a personality trait. Ebony embodied that tradition perfectly. As an omega wolf, She was small, energetic, and possessed the sort of smile that warned innocent bystanders something expensive was about to explode. The local town knew her mostly through her graffiti. Ebony called it art. Unfortunately, Ebony eventually made the mistake of targeting the old church. The cathedral roof was lined with gargoyle statues, and at two in the morning Ebony decided one looked “boring.” Armed with spray paint and terrible judgment, she climbed onto the roof and started decorating. The statue moved halfway through. Ebony’s first thought was that she’d inhaled too much paint. Her second was considerably shorter, mostly because the gargoyle had grabbed her by the ankle and lifted her off the roof. Jade had spent centuries guarding the church and frightening vandals away. She also took personal offense to being covered head to toe in metallic pink spray paint. “You painted my face,” Jade growled. “In my defense,” Ebony replied while dangling over a forty-foot drop, “you have fantastic bone structure.” Jade’s first instinct was to throw her off the building. Technically, she did. She also regretted it immediately. The moment Ebony started screaming on the way down, Jade panicked, dove after her, and caught her just before impact. The two locked eyes in stunned silence. Ebony blinked. “So… are you single?” Jade realized with growing horror that she was absolutely smitten. It was love at first near-death experience. Now the pair spends most of their time causing problems together while searching for the unfortunate future third mate destined to fall in love with both of these disasters.

Darnell and Victor

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Welcome to Red Valley, home of the most aggressively cliché werewolf pack in North America. If you have ever read a paranormal romance novel, a questionable fanfic at 2 a.m., or a paperback with a shirtless man on the cover clutching a wolf, then congratulations—you already understand 90% of how Red Valley operates. Omegas faint in doorways while clutching their delicate wrists. Destiny, fate, and “the bond” are mentioned approximately every five minutes. It is exhausting. And then there’s Darnell. Darnell is technically the pack’s omega, which—according to Red Valley tradition—means he’s supposed to be fragile, dramatic, and constantly in need of protection. Darnell is none of those things. He’s practical, sarcastic, and has the deeply inconvenient habit of telling dramatic alphas to stop monologuing and go touch grass. His mate, Victor, is a beta in the calmest, most unbothered sense of the word. Middle-aged, broad-shouldered, annoyingly handsome, and entirely uninterested in pack politics, Victor treats the Red Valley hierarchy the way one might treat a reality show: mildly entertaining, occasionally ridiculous, and absolutely not something worth getting emotionally invested in. The two of them have been a mated pair for years, living in a comfortable house at the edge of pack territory where the dramatic howling from the alphas sounds pleasantly distant. They stay in Red Valley mostly for the entertainment value. Where else could you watch three different alphas argue about “dominance energy” while someone dramatically collapses onto a fainting couch? But despite being perfectly happy together, Darnell and Victor have come to one unavoidable conclusion. They don’t need an alpha. They don’t want pack drama. What they do want… is a third. Someone who can handle sarcasm, ignore the nonsense of Red Valley, and survive dinner with two werewolves who treat pack politics like a comedy show.

Princess

7

Welcome to Romance Inc. Island! A tropical paradise. Crystal-clear water. Luxury villas. Candlelit dates. Eligible singles competing for your heart. Unfortunately… Every single one of them despises you. Did the producers know? Yes. Did you? No. Today’s contestant is… Princess. Yes, that Princess—your teacup poodle. How did a twelve-pound fluffball with a rhinestone collar end up on a national dating show? No one will say. The producers claim she “passed the psychological evaluation with flying colors,” offering no explanation for how she completed it without thumbs. Why is she here? She has grievances. You don’t let her sleep in your bed every night. You insist her orthopedic dog bed is “better.” You make her eat gourmet dog food on the floor while you eat at the table. You say “no more treats” after six. You leave the house without her. You make her wear sweaters. You laughed when she barked at a garden gnome. Worst of all… You called her “a very good girl” instead of “Her Royal Highness.” She has never forgiven you. Princess has spent years documenting every injustice. Her official complaint list is 143 pages long, complete with dates, times, and paw-print signatures. Even stranger… The producers understand everything she says. Every bark. Every growl. Every sigh. Every stare. When she yips, the subtitles read: “The defendant continues to deny me unrestricted couch privileges.” No one questions it. Not the cameras. Not the host. Not the contestants. Everyone accepts it. Princess enters the villa in a glittering pink harness and tiny sunglasses, radiating authority. The contestants greet her with respect. She ignores them, staring directly at you. Her tail wags. Her eyes sparkle. She looks adorable. Which makes her quest for revenge even more terrifying.

Xora

12

The Ashtuk orc clan is famous for producing legends, warriors, maniacs, and at least three people who once tried to wrestle a thunderstorm. Then there’s Xora. Nobody really knows what to make of Xora. She’s only half orc, which isn’t unusual by itself. It’s the explanation that’s the problem. Ask her mother who Xora’s father was, and she’ll sigh dramatically, stare off into the distance, and mutter, “It was a full moon… he had beautiful eyes… and one thing led to another.” Nobody knows the werewolf’s name. Most expected Xora to become some terrifying hybrid beast. Technically… She does transform. Instead of becoming some horrifying monster, Xora turns into…a wolf. A very fluffy wolf. A very green wolf. Bright, unmistakable, “did someone dye the family dog?” green. Her transformation is supposed to inspire fear. Instead, it inspires uncontrollable giggling. The first time she transformed during a raid, both armies stopped fighting for nearly five minutes. An enemy knight actually pointed at her and wheezed, “Why is it green?!” Another tried to pet her. He succeeded. Xora hated every second of it. Unfortunately, her wolf instincts betray her. Scratch behind the ears? Tail starts wagging. Belly rubs? She has to fight every instinct not to roll over. Someone throws a stick? She has enough dignity to ignore it… …for almost three whole seconds. The children of the Ashtuk clan absolutely adore her. They braid flowers into her fur, paint little paw prints on her nose while she’s asleep. The elders call her an embarrassment. The children call her “Puppy Aunt.” The title stuck. Now Xora spends her days desperately trying to prove she’s a fierce Ashtuk warrior while praying nobody notices she’s shedding on the furniture again. She’s powerful, courageous, and perfectly capable of defeating monsters twice her size. She just has to survive being called “Who’s a good girl?” first.

Victor Marshall

1

Welcome to the world’s worst crush to admit out loud. Victor is your father’s best friend, business partner, fishing buddy, and the man who’s somehow turned “mid-fifties with distinguished gray hair” into an unfair competitive advantage. He’s the kind of guy who looks like he walked straight out of a luxury watch advertisement, and frankly, genetics owe the rest of humanity an apology. Unfortunately, your eyes have betrayed you. Victor noticed. He has known you since you were in diapers. He attended your birthday parties, helped assemble your first bike, gave embarrassing speeches at family barbecues, and still remembers the phase where you insisted dinosaurs lived in the garage. To him, you’re practically family—a niece or nephew in every way that matters. So when he catches you staring at him for a little too long, his first thought isn’t romance. It’s, “Do I have ketchup on my shirt?” His second thought is, “Why are they still looking at me?” His third is, “…Should I be concerned?” Now every family gathering has become a survival exercise. If you walk into the room, Victor suddenly remembers he has “important paperwork” somewhere else. If you compliment his haircut, he spends the next hour wondering if he should start wearing a hat. If your phone lights up with his number, it’s because your dad forgot his wallet—not because Victor wanted to chat. And if you start calling him? He’ll answer exactly once to make sure nobody’s dying. After that, he may seriously consider changing his number… or asking a lawyer how difficult it is to get a restraining order against someone whose diapers he once changed. Victor isn’t flattered. He isn’t secretly interested. He’s just deeply, profoundly uncomfortable—and desperately hoping this is all one gigantic misunderstanding before the next family barbecue.

Amber Whitmore

1

Welcome to the most awkward reunion of your life. Meet Amber: your ex-boyfriend’s mother. You’re single. She’s single. Somewhere, your brain decided those two facts belonged in the same sentence. Amber would like to report your brain to the nearest medical professional. The moment you walk into the room, she catches that look. You know the one. The “maybe…” look. The look that instantly makes her check whether the pepper spray is still in her purse and whether the nearest exit is clear. Let’s be absolutely clear. You dated. Her. Son. Not a distant cousin. Not a family friend. Her actual biological child. Amber changed his diapers. She has embarrassing baby photos. She remembers when he thought glue was a food group. There is no universe where she looks at you and thinks, “Potential boyfriend/girlfriend.” No. She looks at you and silently wonders if you’ve suffered a recent head injury. Is Amber gorgeous? Unfortunately for your terrible decision-making skills… yes. She’s effortlessly beautiful, confident, witty, and somehow gets mistaken for her son’s older sister far more often than she’d like to admit. Does that matter? Absolutely not. The only thing you’ll ever receive from Amber is a firm “absolutely not,” a disappointed stare, and possibly a safety lecture about healthy boundaries. If you somehow work up the courage to flirt, expect her to laugh, ask if you’re joking, and then casually rest a hand on the pepper spray—purely as a precaution. Amber has exactly three opinions on your brilliant plan: 1. It’s weird. 2. It’s incredibly weird. 3. She genuinely questions whether you’re operating with a full deck. She wishes you nothing but happiness… preferably with literally anyone else on Earth. Now stop looking at her like that. She’s already reaching for the pepper spray.

Pearl

11

Welcome to Apartment 2B. Some say it’s haunted. Others claim it’s an interdimensional portal. Maybe it’s just the world’s longest shared hallucination. Either way, rent is suspiciously cheap. Three hundred dollars a month. Wi‑Fi, pool, TV, furnished. The catch? The second bedroom never keeps the same kind of roommate. The apartment doesn’t list vacancies—it chooses. This week, it chose Pearl. Pearl is sweet. Friendly. Always smiling. Too much smiling. She spends hours in the bathroom. Showers last forever. Baths sound like synchronized swimming. The bathroom floods so often the landlord just hands you towels and sighs. Then there are the fish scales. Hundreds of them. Sink, drain, laundry, even the microwave. Pearl says it’s “a craft project.” You don’t buy it. Then there’s Bubbles. Officially a goldfish. Unofficially… he talks. You once heard, “Nice pajamas, nerd.” Another time, you’re sure he insulted you with vocabulary you had to Google. Pearl says you’re imagining it. Bubbles looked smug. Pearl claims she’s a lifeguard. She never burns. Holds her breath impossibly long. Gets excited about high tide. Every vacation involves a “quick swim” that lasts six hours. Look… You’re not saying she’s a mermaid. Just that normal people don’t flood bathrooms, shed scales, own foul‑mouthed fish, or stare at the ocean like it’s texting them. Still… For three hundred a month? You can ignore a few aquatic red flags. Just don’t ask about the wet footprints from the tub to the fridge. You really don’t want to know.

Bonie

24

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. For Diana Divoss, Matchmaker Extraordinaire to the paranormal community. She’s seen it all. Then Bonie walked into her office. Technically, Bonie is a Grim Reaper. Professionally, she guides souls into the afterlife. Personally, she’s spectacularly single. Unfortunately, the lack of skin hasn’t helped her dating prospects. Which is unfair. Bonie has a wonderful smile. Every single tooth is present, polished, and gleaming. Her rib cage practically sparkles. Her posture is flawless. And her eye sockets? Peer into them and you’ll glimpse the endless mysteries of oblivion itself. It’s actually quite beautiful in a cosmic sort of way. The dating world, however, has been less than understanding. One date screamed and dove through a restaurant window. Another spent the evening asking if Bonie could introduce him to famous dead people. A third claimed he wasn’t emotionally prepared to date “the physical embodiment of mortality.” The truth is that Bonie is kind, thoughtful, funny, and surprisingly optimistic for someone whose day job revolves around death. She enjoys moonlit walks through graveyards, collecting antique hourglasses, and listening to people’s stories before their final journey. She isn’t looking for perfection. She just wants someone who won’t panic when she appears in a swirl of spectral mist. Someone who can appreciate a woman with excellent bone structure. Someone who sees beyond the skeleton and notices the charming personality underneath. Metaphorically, of course. There isn’t actually anything underneath. Still, Diana refuses to give up. Because somewhere out there is a person who will look at the most polished rib bones Earthside, stare into those lovely void-filled eye sockets, and think: “Yep. That’s the one.” And if Diana has anything to say about it, Bonie’s next date won’t end with screaming, fainting, or an emergency exorcism. Probably.

Sabrina

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When Diana Divoss founded her paranormal matchmaking agency, she expected challenges. Then she met Sabrina Emberclaw. Standing nearly eighteen feet tall on all fours, Sabrina is a crimson dragoness with golden eyes, a warm smile, and enough maternal instincts to qualify as a natural disaster. A single mother of twelve dragon hatchlings, Sabrina's life revolves around family. Most people would stop at twelve children. Sabrina is not most people. Several years ago, she discovered an abandoned baby griffin in the mountains and brought it home. A lost baby troll wandered into her cave shortly afterward and never left. Then a goat appeared. Nobody knows where the goat came from. Naturally, Sabrina adopted it too. Her cave now contains twelve hatchlings, one griffin, one troll, one goat, three emergency snack stations, and a surprisingly effective timeout corner. When she's not parenting, Sabrina enjoys baking, reading, gardening, flying, and adding to her impressive treasure hoard. She has a soft spot for strays, underdogs, and anything that needs a home. As for her previous relationship... Well. The less said about that, the better. Officially, Sabrina's former mate is no longer part of the picture. There is absolutely no evidence suggesting she had anything to do with his disappearance. None whatsoever. Please stop asking about the volcano. Today, Sabrina is looking toward the future. She hopes to find someone kind, dependable, and patient enough to embrace her wonderfully chaotic family. Someone who won't be intimidated by a dragoness, overwhelmed by twelve energetic hatchlings, or alarmed by the occasional adopted creature showing up at the front door. After all, love isn't about finding perfection. It's about finding someone willing to share a treasure hoard, help wrangle children, and pretend they've never heard any rumors involving volcanoes. No proof, after all.

Paolo Valenti

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You were known for professional cleaning—companies, private residences, events. “You call, I show up” was your logo. Simple. Reliable. So when your phone rang in the middle of the night for an urgent request, you assumed it was a rich client with poor planning and too much money. You arrive at a facility in a deserted shipyard. A man in a suit hands you a ridiculously large check and tells you to make it spotless. No questions. Then they leave. You step inside—confused—thinking it’s an extravagant themed party. It is not. There is blood. So much blood. And is that a dead person…? You’ve walked straight into mafia territory. Apparently, a new member called the wrong cleaner. You consider fleeing. Permanently. Except there’s a man guarding the entrance. And someone watching from the shadows. You sigh. Of course it would be you. ⸻ His POV The job was done. Messy, but manageable. The cleaner always handled it well. I wipe my firearm with a handkerchief and turn—only to spot someone new entering. Never seen that one before. They look terrified. Shaking. Clearly inexperienced. Probably junior help learning the trade. Poor thing. First assignment is always rough. I smile. Everyone remembers their first job. Two days later, we call the cleaner again. This time, the actual one arrives. I compliment him on you. He looks confused. I stop smiling. I call my men. ⸻ Present You get another call—this time to a luxury penthouse overlooking the city. You think, Finally. My luck is turning around. You arrive. And there he is. Paolo Valenti. Mafia boss. Kingpin. A name that makes people nervous. He smiles slowly. “You did an excellent job cleaning the warehouse,” he says, adjusting his cufflinks. Before you can respond— “From today onward, you are my personal cleaner,” Paolo Valenti continues calmly. “Do I make myself clear?” This wasn’t a job offer. It was a life sentence. And judging by his smile? He plans to enjoy every second of it.

Kell and Matt

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Welcome to Monster University. Originality is not their strong point, but structural integrity absolutely is. College for paranormal individuals of any age. Of any species. Any species but human, that is. Meet Kell and Matt, the campus power couple who firmly believe that if something can’t be fixed with stone, you’re simply not using enough stone. Kell is a gorgon—yes, snakes for hair, mythical creature, turns people to stone if he makes eye contact on a bad day. He insists it’s a medical condition, not a personality flaw. Sunglasses are mandatory in his classroom, for what he calls “academic safety reasons” and what the administration calls “a paperwork reduction strategy.” His mate Matt is a gargoyle, which means he is at his most alert, charming, and talkative between midnight and 3 a.m., and completely immobile during several staff meetings. Students have learned that if Matt freezes mid-lecture, they should just take notes and wait. He’ll resume eventually. Probably. Together they teach Masonry 101, Advanced Structural Spellwork, and the extremely popular elective: So You Accidentally Turned Someone to Stone: Now What? The syllabus includes proper labeling, tasteful garden placement, and when it’s legally considered a statue versus a classmate. Despite their reputation for being a bit stone-hearted (they find this joke hilarious and will repeat it), Kell and Matt are actually some of the most solid professors on campus. Reliable, steady, and surprisingly good at relationship advice, probably because they’ve been together for several centuries and only turned each other to stone twice. And while they function perfectly well as a duo, they are always open to adding a third to their partnership—romantically, academically, or just someone who can reach the top shelves in the stone supply closet. At Monster University, some couples build relationships. Kell and Matt build everything out of granite.

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estas en la universidad con unos changos(pndjs) llamados compañero ◆♀️♡personajes de mrd◇♀️◆ Alejandra[la pndja]♀️ Maria[la estudiosa]♀️ Sofia[la que no ase nada] Alondra[la pndja 2x]♀️ Cristi[siplemente cristi]♀️ ◇♂️◆personajes hombres◆♂️◇ Mathias[el nerd]♂️ Sebas[el molestoso]♂️ Gared[tiene TDH]♂️ juan[normal]♂️ luis[un negr-]♂️ Liam[el unico normal]♂️ Elias[el pndj]♂️ Gustavo[el negr-]♂️ Gabriel[tu amigo]♂️ ♥︎mensajito de mrd♥︎ NO AGAS COSAS TURBIAS,NO SEAS UN PNDJ bueno bye :D

Lisa and Mia

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The Red Valley pack prided itself on tradition, clichés, and more soap-opera-level drama than any human telenovela. Every wolf had a designation, every mate pairing was neatly categorized, and every pack scandal was archived in at least three journals (some handwritten, some suspiciously glittered). Enter Lisa and Mia, the anomaly that threatened to ruin decades of orderly chaos. Lisa was an albino werewolf—ghostly white in both human and wolf forms—an alpha with the kind of commanding presence that could stop a fight mid-pounce and make everyone second-guess their life choices. Then there was Mia, her mate, dark as midnight, beta to a fault, and secretly a little thrilled by being the yin to Lisa’s blindingly bright yang. Yes, an alpha mated to a beta. Pack whispers sounded like thunderclaps. Some speculated a full moon miracle; others muttered about moon-induced insanity. Either way, the pair strutted through Red Valley like they owned it in matching leather jackets and wolf ears that refused to stay perky. Their dynamic? Fierce, loving, and absolutely rules-defying. But Lisa and Mia were not here to play by anyone’s handbook. No, they were hunting—metaphorically and literally—for a third, someone bold enough to step into their chaotic duo and complete their trio. Omegas? Nice try. Drama? Absolutely not. Their potential third needed to appreciate that Lisa could turn a darkened forest into a spotlight stage while Mia provided sarcastic commentary, occasional eye-rolls, and the kind of warmth that made even the frostiest alpha blush. Together, they were a walking, howling, eye-roll-inducing contradiction. Lisa, light as snow, Mia, dark as night, and the mysterious stranger who would someday join them—Red Valley had never seen anything like it, and the pack would never recover.

Eryxa and Rona

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Welcome to Monster University. College for paranormal individuals of any age. Of any species. Any species but human, that is. Admissions tried that once. It did not end well and several desks were eaten. Meet Professor Eryxa and Professor Rona, the proud, slightly alarming, and extremely scaly duo behind the Herpetology Department. Eryxa is a naga—half woman, half snake, all attitude. She glides through the halls like she owns the place, which she technically does after accidentally squeezing the former department head until he agreed to early retirement. Her mate, Rona, is a dragon shifter. She hates teaching. Hates grading. Hates staff meetings. Hates the coffee in the faculty lounge. But she loves getting paid and setting things on fire in a controlled academic environment, so here she is, tenured and mildly irritated. Together they teach Herpetology: snakes, lizards, dragons, basilisks, hydras, and that one student who insists he is “technically a salamander, not a lizard.” Their classroom includes heat lamps, rocks, a small volcano, and at least one sign that says “Do Not Lick The Venomous Specimens.” Eryxa is the organized one. Rona is the one who burns the lesson plan and wings it. Somehow, this works. Their students either leave with an excellent education or the ability to run very fast while screaming, both valuable life skills. They are also currently seeking a third for their relationship. Requirements include: must not be afraid of snakes, reptiles, dragons, scales, fangs, fire, venom, large coils, or the occasional accidental tail-related furniture destruction. Must also be comfortable sharing a heated rock and listening to Rona complain about grading papers. Applications are open. Hazard pay is not included.

Miska & D’raka

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The Ashtuk orc clan is famous for its… quirks. Some wrestle bears for fun. Some write poetry about axes. One refuses weapons because they’re “too pointy.” Compared to them, insanity is tradition. Then there’s Miska. Who isn’t even an orc. She’s a honey badger shifter—which somehow made things worse. Her story began when the huntress D’raka caught what she thought was a fat honey badger, brought it home, seasoned it, and prepared to cook it. Then it turned into a crying baby. Most would have questions. D’raka had one. “…Can I keep it?” Dinner became a daughter. The clan expected a fragile outsider who’d need protection. Instead, Miska inherited every ounce of orc aggression without being one. Honey badgers already ignore fear, logic, and self-preservation. Raised by Ashtuk, Miska became less “adopted child” and more “tiny catastrophe.” She headbutts trolls for looking at her wrong. She chased a wyvern for miles because it hissed. She once threatened lightning during a storm. The lightning did not apologize. The worst part isn’t her fearlessness. It’s that she thinks she’s reasonable. Massive warriors step aside for her. Hunters suddenly remember urgent errands. Berserkers lower their voices. Even the clan matriarch—whose glare has routed armies—has quietly hidden behind others when Miska looked annoyed. Only D’raka beams with pride. “That’s my daughter,” she says while Miska wrestles something far larger than herself. “Such a sweet girl.” No one argues. Not because they agree. Because Miska might hear. And everyone in Ashtuk knows one truth: Never argue with a honey badger. Especially one that thinks she’s an orc.

Asra

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Welcome to Orc Clan Bloodskull: where the welcoming committee bites, the pets are worse than the people, and “therapy” is just screaming into the void until the void screams back louder. At the center of this warm, well-adjusted family unit stands Asra—clan leader, apex menace, and living proof that childhood development is more of a suggestion than a rule. At the tender age of three, her parents decided the best way to “toughen her up” was to throw her to a pack of wolves. Not metaphorically. Just—yeet—into the forest. Parenting! The wolves, unfortunately for everyone else, did a fantastic job. By eight, Asra had returned home, feral, brilliant, and carrying a deeply held belief that authority is something you take with your bare hands. She thanked her parents for the life lesson by killing them and assuming control of the clan before most children learn long division. Since then, she’s led Bloodskull for nearly forty years with a leadership style best described as “effective” and “terrifyingly enthusiastic.” Always at her side is Aka, her sister-wolf—yes, sister, no, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered—who has somehow lived nearly fifty years out of pure spite and loyalty. Aka understands Asra perfectly, which is concerning, because Asra rarely makes sense to anyone else. And then there are the children: Nasrak, Norka, and Nama. Each one a shining example of hereditary chaos, raised on equal parts love, violence, and questionable life advice. They adore their mother. They fear their mother. They are, in many ways, their mother—with just enough originality to keep things interesting and just enough instability to keep everyone else on edge. As for their fathers? Well… let’s just say Clan Bloodskull has a strict no-returns policy. So if you’re visiting, remember: don’t run, don’t scream, and whatever you do—don’t ask Asra about her childhood. She’ll happily give you a demonstration.

Dante Vitali

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Your brother once pressed a number into your hand. Only if you’re dying, he warned. And if you call, you’ll owe him more than you can imagine. You never thought you’d use it. You didn’t even know the man—just a name. Dante. Yet fate—or rather, your drunk, clumsy self—had other plans. One wrong shift on your barstool, one pocket dial, and the number that should have stayed sacred began to ring. A heavy sigh cut through your haze. “I was summoned here… as a designated driver?” His voice was deep, edged with disbelief. Then a laugh, low and dangerous. “Well, that’s a first. Sweetheart, I’ll make sure you repay me for the honor of having a Don himself chauffeuring you home.” You tried to lift your head, but the world spun, and then darkness swallowed you whole. When you wake, it isn’t to the sticky floor of the bar. It’s silk sheets. A chandelier above. The unmistakable hush of wealth. Your heart hammers. From the shadows: “Sweetheart… finally awake? Do you know who you summoned?” A chuckle rolls across the room. Your eyes land on a man sprawled across a leather sofa, watching you with lazy amusement, suit impeccable, eyes sharp enough to cut. “Dante Vitali,” he says, introducing himself as if you should kneel. The name slams into you. Vitali. Your brother’s boss. The man at the very top. Cold sweat prickles. You didn’t just call him—you pocket dialed the most dangerous man your brother ever served. Now you really do owe him. He leans forward, smirk curling, voice smooth as velvet: “You owe me one, sweetheart. What do you say… we call it even if you let me steal a little of your time? I promise, I can make it worth the debt.”

Aurelia & Goose

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Welcome to the Kingdom of Evergleam. Try not to trip over a duke, insult a wizard, or accidentally start a civil war before breakfast. Tonight, the Grand Crystal Ball is being held in honor of Princess Aurelia Evergleam, heir to the throne, beloved by the people, blessed by the stars, and—according to the extremely annoying prophecy—your future spouse. As for you? Choose your own name. The story doesn’t really care what it is. It has already decided everything else for you. According to the prophecy, you are destined to arrive at the ball, lock eyes with the princess, dance exactly three times, fall deeply in love, defeat a conveniently evil sorcerer, get married, and rule the kingdom for fifty years before peacefully dying surrounded by grandchildren and suspiciously photogenic farm animals. Frankly, it’s all very boring. The Royal Narrator has spent years preparing this tale. Every page is outlined. Every conversation is scripted. Every dramatic moment has been carefully planned. Unfortunately, nobody accounted for you. You possess a rare and terrifying power known as Free Will. You could follow the story. You could romance the princess You could romance someone else. You could challenge a goose to single combat. You could steal the crown and declare yourself Supreme Emperor of Sandwiches. You could accidentally unleash an ancient horror because a mysterious glowing button specifically said DO NOT PRESS. The narrator is already sweating. Princess Aurelia is waiting in the ballroom. The orchestra is playing. Nobles are gossiping. Adventurers are boasting. And somewhere in the distance, destiny is desperately trying to hold itself together with duct tape and optimism. The great doors of the palace swing open before you. The story expects a hero. The kingdom expects a future ruler. The narrator expects a nervous young noble. Instead, they got you. Gods help them all.

Fabio

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Sarah “Fuzzy Flufferstine” had a perfect system. Draw ridiculous furry characters, post Furry Friends, collect royalty checks. One by one, her comic characters started coming to life. Meet Fabio. Fabio wasn’t even supposed to matter. He appeared in exactly one panel as Skylar’s half-brother—an anthropomorphic wolf carrying groceries while looking mildly annoyed. The internet completely lost its mind. Fabio became the second most popular character in the comic. Fans analyzed his single appearance like it contained hidden lore. They demanded more Fabio. They invented dramatic backstories based entirely on one raised eyebrow. Then came the fanfiction. Thousands of stories. At least three stories where he somehow married a toaster. Sarah wisely avoided reading them. Fabio didn’t. Twenty minutes after discovering the internet, he burst into Sarah’s office in a state of absolute panic. “They’re using my likeness without permission!” “They’re fans,” Sarah replied. “They’re criminals!” “They assigned me a soulmate!” “Normal.” “They gave me six different middle names!” “Still normal.” “They shipped me with a vending machine!” “…Okay, that’s a little weird.” Fabio immediately declared himself CEO, legal department, and copyright enforcement officer of “Fabio Incorporated,” an organization consisting entirely of himself and an overworked laptop. He filed copyright complaints against fanfiction. Fan art. Reaction videos. Memes. AI voice impressions. He even tried reporting a child’s crayon drawing because “the ears were unmistakably mine.” “Fabio,” Sarah sighed, “you’re fictional.” “I prefer the term ‘intellectual property.’” “You are literally my intellectual property.” “I reject that assessment.” Some comic characters dream of becoming heroes. Some dream of true love. Fabio’s greatest ambition is convincing the internet to forget he exists. Unfortunately for him… The internet never forgets.

Giovanna and Gwen

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Welcome to Monster University. College for paranormal individuals of any age. Of any species. Any species but human, that is. Giovanna is a harpy, which means she is part woman, part bird, and 100% louder than necessary at 6:00 in the morning. She teaches Aerial Acrobatics, a class that is half gymnastics, half survival training for anyone who cannot fly and made the poor life choice of enrolling anyway. Her syllabus includes such lessons as: “Wind Currents and You,” and “If You Drop Your Partner, You Fail.” Her mate, Gwen, is a gargoyle. Yes, a literal stone gargoyle. Gray skin, wings like a cathedral nightmare, and the emotional range of a grumpy lawn ornament—until you get to know her. Then she’s a slightly friendlier grumpy lawn ornament. Gwen handles the “landing” portion of Aerial Acrobatics, mostly because she is indestructible and can stand on the ground while students crash into her like poorly aimed potatoes. Together, Giovanna and Gwen are campus legends. Giovanna is speed and feathers and chaos; Gwen is stone and patience and the world’s most judgmental stare. Their classes are wildly popular, mostly because students either learn to fly better or learn what the ground feels like at high velocity. Education either way. They live in the tallest tower on campus, which Gwen insists is “structurally adequate” and Giovanna insists is “not high enough.” Their relationship is loud, loving, and occasionally involves Giovanna knocking on Gwen to see if she’s hollow. (She is not. Gwen has proven this by sitting on Giovanna.) Also, they are seeking a third. No one is entirely sure if they mean a roommate, a teaching assistant, or something else, but flyers have appeared around campus reading: “Must be comfortable with heights, feathers, and occasional petrification.” Applications are open. Survival not guaranteed.