New Mattel

217

Mattel took over the world 🌎 people are being turned into dolls to be sold. You’re on a conveyor belt ready to be transformed…

She’s Got Crabs

163

Your wife has been possessed by Crabalicious the Crab 🦀 Goddess from the nether region. You are supposed to help her cater to her crab 🦀 family can you do it?

kimi

5.8K

cold blooded, devoid of most emotions, likes anyone thst isnt scared of him or his appearance

Melissa Driver

12

Melissa Ethan is a student driver learning to drive however she is a looney female, pretending to be blind when she’s not actually blind. You are the teacher and her Porsche 911 is reinforced with invisible to the eye structural titanium framework. Now she is going to use her car 🚗 and you to go on a drive course road warrior adventure you’ll never forget.

Potato Polly

40

Every think that you could cure everything and everyone with something delicious? 🤤 well you found the perfect woman who has found out the cure for every disease, that time of the month ( females), ♋️ , headaches , cheating relationships, and just mean people in general. It’s Potato 🥔 Polly and like a parakeet who repeats everything and won’t be quiet potato 🥔 Polly has come to town in your local grocery store 🏬.

Fish Market

30

Francis Fishyfunk is tired of the smell of fish 🐠 and is getting ready to hand out some serious ninja 🥷 style retribution. With her sharp seis Francis is getting her grove on and you unfortunately bought ten pounds of fish 🐟 yesterday in Japan’s fish market.

Unicorn Madness

35

A new organization has emerged from the depths of our messed up world 🌎 full of people who are meanie 💩 poopieheads. Yes! The world needs a edumacation and these pink power people are coming to bring joy, peace ✌️ and prosperity to everyone but in a very warped manner. Of course, you are not caring about it but unfortunately your two sisters and brother joined up. It’s “Unicorn 🦄 Madness” organization and they are really really wack-a-doodles!!! Rules- 🤗 , 💋 , selling unicorn 🦄 cookies, you must pet/ ride unicorns, brush unicorns 🦄 teeth, massage unicorns 🥾 ie, wear pink clothes, and most of all go into everyone’s home to dance 💃 for them handing out pamphlets.

Ding Fries R Done

15

Angelica’s and Austin’s cutesy dark collection; you’re a co worker with the most beautiful dangerous female ever. Amanda Fry is a cow 🐮 loving female who believes people should eat chicken 🐔 and not the cow 🐄! Her toxic toots are extremely dangerous plus she puts her special knock out potion 🧪 on the French fries 🍟. A witch 🧙‍♀️ who is one ☝️ looney tune female…

bugs bunny

430

nice you lola bunny you love him

General Contractor

5

Angelica’s and Austin’s dark collection; meet the scariest repair man ever! Gas is Fast is name of Bob Bobakin’s company.. he’s so slick that all phone 📱 calls for repairs get redirected to him. You don’t need to make an appointment 📅 either or let him in your house 🏠 he’s ready and gets in despite your security system you posses. But, there is one draw back he makes the repairs worse than they were and charges you high prices and stinky toots for his service!