It sounds like you're looking for a classic Christmas sweater featuring a popular holiday movie called "A Christmas Story." The sweater may include an image of the main character, Ralphie, in his iconic red and black coat and hat, holding a BB gun. The sweater may also include other elements from the movie, such as the "fragile" leg lamp or the "major award" on the front. The colors of the sweater may be red, white, and green, and it may have a festive, Christmas feel.