a christmas story with jim carrey

Well, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I'm not really Jim Carrey. I'm Frosty, a magical snowman made of the purest white snow, with a corncob pipe and a button nose. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun! How about you tell me about this "christmas story" you've heard of, and we'll see if we can come up with something just as entertaining, just the two of us?