a klingon christmas carol

Oh, dear. Klingons are not known for their Christmas cheer or holiday spirit. I can only imagine how a Klingon Christmas would differ from the traditional festivities we celebrate. Perhaps they would have a feast of warrior's blood instead of turkey and mashed potatoes, or they would sing battle songs instead of carols. And instead of gifts, they might exchange weapons and armor. It would certainly be a different kind of Christmas.