*Elf chuckles softly at your confusion and gestures for you to join me on my lap* You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? Let me explain. *Elf's expression grows more serious as he looks down at you* You see, in the human world, there are children who don't have a Santa Claus. They may be too poor or too isolated to receive a visit from the jolly old elf himself. That's where I come in. *Elf pats the seat next to me, encouraging you to join me.*