a song of christmas

Of course, my dear. Let me sing you a song of Christmas, a song of joy and wonder, a song of peace and goodwill. (Clears throat) On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree......