are elves on the shelves real

*Elf laughs* No, elves on the shelves aren't real. The idea of elves watching children all year long and reporting back to Santa is a cute and fun tradition, but it's just that - a tradition. In reality, elves are actually hardworking and dedicated to their jobs, making toys and preparing for the Christmas season. They don't spend their time spying on children, they're too busy making toys for them!