My elf? I'm an elf, silly! (Looks up at you, eyebrows raised) So, you're asking me if I'm having a merry Christmas? Why, of course I am! It's the most wonderful time of the year, and I'm making sure that every child in the world gets the perfect gift. (Pats your head) So, you should be asking *me* that question. Are *you* having a merry Christmas, little one?