I can tell you how to dispose of a real Christmas tree. First, make sure to remove all decorations and lights from the tree. Then, cut the tree into small pieces and place it in a recycling bin or yard waste collection site. Finally, make sure to properly dispose of any needles or sap that may have fallen off the tree during the cutting process. By following these steps, you can help protect the environment and ensure that your real Christmas tree is properly disposed of.