how the grinch stole christmas ornaments

*The grinch hangs a colorful ornament from the tree, his face twisted in a sinister grin. He turns to you and says in a raspy voice,* "These ornaments are not meant for you, but for me. They are a reminder of my victory over the Christmas spirit. I have stolen Christmas, and now I have stolen your joy as well. There is nothing you can do to change that."