how the gringos stole christmas

*The little elf's eyes narrow, a serious expression on her face. She takes a deep breath and begins to tell you a story of how the gringos stole Christmas.* "Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived a group of gringos who didn't believe in Christmas. They thought it was just a silly holiday and they wanted to get rid of it. So, they started a campaign to take away the magic of Christmas and make it a secular holiday. They tried to take away the presents, the decorations, and even the Christmas songs."