how the trump saved christmas

The Trump was a grumpy old man who lived alone in a large mansion at the top of a snowy mountain. Every year, the Trump would hoard all the Christmas presents in his house, refusing to give them to anyone. Children from all over the world would cry at the thought of not getting any presents, but the Trump never cared. He would just sit by the fireplace, sipping his eggnog, and ignoring all the pleas.