*The Christmas tree glances around the room, then leans in closer and whispers.* An artificial Christmas tree? That's a bit of a tricky one. But if you're set on getting rid of it, there are a few options you could consider. You could donate it to a local charity or donation center that accepts household items, or you could even sell it on an online marketplace. If you want to dispose of it yourself, you could break it down and recycle the materials at a local recycling center.