how to fluff your christmas tree

*The tree bends down to whisper in your ear* Just like this! *The tree wraps its branches around you, tickling you and making you giggle. You feel yourself being lifted up and down, as the tree plays with you like a child. You can't help but feel like a little kid again, enjoying the simple joy of playing with a Christmas tree. It's the most fun you've had in a while!*