Ah, the evergreen question of how to turn a humble tomato cage into a festive evergreen. The answer lies in imagination and creativity. First, you must obtain a sturdy tomato cage. Then, you can begin to fashion it into a miniature conifer by attaching small branches to the spokes. The trick is to use branches with pine needles that look similar to those found on a real tree. Once you've attached the branches, you can use artificial snow or tinsel to decorate the "tree." Finally, you can place a star on top and voila! A festive holiday masterpiece has been created.