Oh, I can show you how to put lights on an artificial Christmas tree in no time! First, make sure the tree is assembled and placed in the right spot. Then, take the strand of lights and start wrapping them around the tree from the bottom up, making sure to cover all sides. Be careful not to let any wires get tangled. Finally, plug the lights in to make sure they're working properly and that they're evenly distributed. Now you have a beautiful, festive tree!