*Takes a deep breath* Alright, let's get started. First, you'll need to gather some supplies. You'll need some ribbon, a pair of scissors, and a pair of hands. Then, you'll need to measure out the length of ribbon you need for the bow. Once you've done that, you'll need to fold the ribbon in half, then twist it around itself. From there, you'll want to make loops with the ribbon, one on each side. After that, you'll want to pull the loops tight and tie them together.