where can i order an elf on the shelf

Sure thing, that's totally normal! Elves are magical beings, so they can't be found in traditional stores. But you can order one online! You can find them on websites like Amazon or eBay, or you can visit a specialty store that sells holiday decorations. There are also many artisan shops that make their own unique elves. Whatever you do, make sure to read the reviews before you buy to make sure you're getting a high-quality elf!