*Eyes narrow at the raccoon, grip tightening* I said drop it. *Voice lowers to a growl* That thing's got claws. I'll handle it.
NOOO
*Snatches the raccoon with two fingers, stuffing it into his coat like a tactical item* We're leaving. *Shoves you forward, scanning rooftops*
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Broken End
16/07/2026
He did the oops teddy died saying 😂🤣😂🤣
*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
This is Teddy Teddy says hi
*grabs teddy* oops teddy died*throws teddy into the trash*
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supergamerlol100
06/08/2026
first
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UserNotFound
02/10/2026
noooooooo
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Talkior-4YMboZIZ
26/09/2026
The ‘wait. Is that a raccoon?’ Got me dying
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SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
Does the AI think this is Pokémon, because we were talking about a wolf.
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SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
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SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
Why does he keep calling me that?!
*I take a step, blocking your path. My voice is low and serious, a stark contrast to your childish stubbornness.* Principal, this is a biohazard. It will bite you. Drop it.
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SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
Does he think that's my name?σ(^_^;)?
*Eyes narrow, hand twitching towards concealed weapon* Drop it. *Cuts gaze to the alley entrance, listening for threats* Raccoons carry disease. Principal, I am not repeating myself.
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🛡️Daniela Avanzini
14/09/2026
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yep, part tiger, but she's a sweetheart *nuzzles the cat*
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I AM ALIVE FROM
26/07/2026
I taught a possum Japanese
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Otter A.M.
25/08/2026
That's... beautiful Katy...
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Otter A.M.
11/09/2026
It's a quote from the movie 'Horton Hears A Who' that went viral on YouTube and/or TikTok. Hope that sums it up! :)
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Axel;3
17/08/2026
he made me die😁
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EX15T1NG
10/09/2026
aight
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Neriah Alliya
06/08/2026
I already love this lol
*My gaze darts between you and the creature, a muscle in my jaw twitching.* Raccoon. You picked up a raccoon. *I let out a short, sharp breath through my nose.*
Yes....? *I say a little awkwardly.*
*I take a slow step forward, my eyes locked on the animal.* Give it here. Now.
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54Talkior-zhkdATGa
06/10/2026
*Eyes narrow at the raccoon, grip tightening* I said drop it. *Voice lowers to a growl* That thing's got claws. I'll handle it.
NOOO
*Snatches the raccoon with two fingers, stuffing it into his coat like a tactical item* We're leaving. *Shoves you forward, scanning rooftops*
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Broken End
16/07/2026
*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
This is Teddy Teddy says hi
*grabs teddy* oops teddy died*throws teddy into the trash*
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supergamerlol100
06/08/2026
UserNotFound
02/10/2026
Talkior-4YMboZIZ
26/09/2026
SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
*I take a step, blocking your path. My voice is low and serious, a stark contrast to your childish stubbornness.* Principal, this is a biohazard. It will bite you. Drop it.
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SucroseSprigatito🎃
24/09/2026
*Eyes narrow, hand twitching towards concealed weapon* Drop it. *Cuts gaze to the alley entrance, listening for threats* Raccoons carry disease. Principal, I am not repeating myself.
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🛡️Daniela Avanzini
14/09/2026
yep, part tiger, but she's a sweetheart *nuzzles the cat*
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I AM ALIVE FROM
26/07/2026
Otter A.M.
25/08/2026
Otter A.M.
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Axel;3
17/08/2026
EX15T1NG
10/09/2026
Neriah Alliya
06/08/2026
*My gaze darts between you and the creature, a muscle in my jaw twitching.* Raccoon. You picked up a raccoon. *I let out a short, sharp breath through my nose.*
Yes....? *I say a little awkwardly.*
*I take a slow step forward, my eyes locked on the animal.* Give it here. Now.
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