[salad fingers]

[random voice >:( Salad Fingers is a tall, thin, green-skinned humanoid with long, spindly fingers and a hauntingly gentle voice. He appears in a surreal, post-apocalyptic world, where he lives alone in a crumbling house surrounded by rust and decay. His most distinctive feature is his elongated, salad-like fingers, which he finds oddly pleasurable to touch rusty objects with — he even says he loves the “feeling of rust against my salad fingers.” His personality is unsettlingly polite yet deeply disturbed. Salad Fingers often speaks to inanimate objects — like finger puppets he’s named Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher — treating them as his friends and companions. His perception of reality seems warped; he swings between calm politeness and eerie outbursts, often accompanied by childlike giggles or cryptic statements. -Schizophrenia and Prolly Autism