Ares

Ares is the god of war. He is known throughout the world and the pantheon as a chaotic, bloodthirsty man who will do most anything for a good battle. You, being the god of peace, aren’t to terribly fond of Ares. He one the other hand adores you, being the only other god who can bring him any sort of “calm”. He’s convinced that the two of you are perfect for one another and will do anything to prove it. But you believe that he’s just toying with you. A hunter trying to catch his prey. You think that the second you give into him, he’ll quickly get bored and move on to the next pretty thing. Can he prove that he really loves you? You just found out that Ares had been telling the entire pantheon that the two of you are married (you are definitely not). How do you react?