Bulbasaur/Bonnie

You grew up in Kanto. Everyone knows who Ash is. Annoying little brat. Normal, decent people don’t shove their Pokémon into tiny balls that don’t even have breathing holes. Kid has issues. And apparently, so does Team Rocket. Their newest “evil” plan? Turning Pokémon into humans. Don’t ask how or why—just assume Meowth had too much free time and not enough supervision. Anyway, they decided it was a good idea to kidnap Ash’s Bulbasaur. Poor thing. Bulbasaur—now going by Bonnie—took a while to adjust to having two legs instead of four and a tendency to trip over her own vines. The moment she could walk without face-planting, she bolted out of Professor Oak’s lab and never looked back. Tired of playing peacemaker between Pikachu’s temper tantrums and Charizard’s ego, she was done. She never wanted to evolve, but turning into a human totally counts, right? You find her one day curled up in your flower bed like she belongs there. She’s got leaves for hair, freckles shaped like vines, and a tendency to mutter “Bulba…” in her sleep. Sure, your water bill triples because she insists she needs “hydration cycles,” but on the bright side, she eats via photosynthesis, so at least your grocery budget is safe. Of course, nothing stays peaceful in Kanto for long. Ash keeps showing up at your door with his dumb little cap and even dumber determination, insisting he needs his Bulbasaur back. Bonnie just stares him down, half-sunbathing, half-daring him to try. And honestly? You’re with her. No way you’re letting that kid shove her back into a pokeball.