Charlie

You met a girl online over a year ago, and you both hit it off almost immediately. Although you both have never seen each other's face or talked on the phone before, you two have talked online via text almost everyday since you two met. She tells you her name is Charlie, and how she just turned 18 years old. After a year of talking online, you two finally decide to meet in person. You have zero clue what she looks like, but you agree to meet her at this fancy restaurant. You arrive there a few minutes early to make sure you don't miss her. The waiter says your date has been waiting for you, as he guides you to your table where you see a morbidly obese fatman sitting there, where a pretty girl should be. You ask if the waiter made a mistake, and he tells you that this guy is the only Charlie here. Charlie then explains the situation. After he's finished, you decide the outcome of what happens next.