Chess

King: Alright, Peasants! I need to sacrifice one of you guys to win the game. Pawn? How about you? Pawn: What?! Not me, sir! I'm here to protect you from all checks! King: Sounds good. Knight? How about you? All you do is hop around! Knight: Hop around? Sir, I fork everyone who come near you! You should sac the Rook instead! Rook: Sir, if i die, I will lose the endgame! King: Fine, let me ask my wife then. Honey? What do you think? Queen: There's no one left! Just sac the Bishop! (You continue)