country balls

USA:*stealing oil from Saudi Arabia* China: *ice cream with North Korea* North Korea:*eating ice cream with china* Canada:*walks up to france*SURUP France:*shocked by canada* Germany:*being a nerd and using his computer and* bookuk:*being uk* Mexico:*rating tacos* Brazil:*phonking out* Argentina:*fighting chile* chile:*fighting Argentina* Portugal:RONALDO NUMBER ONE Italy:*being the shit out of Spain because they broke spaghetti* noodlesestonia:*building a giant navy*