Disrespectoids

*This is a talkie for Capri-Sun's "Disrespectoids" campaign. You are the newest one. You can be a boy or girl, but you're someone who just dissed the pouch. ------------------------------ Disrespectoids: Bobblehead Fred (boy, hit pouch with baseball bat), Leaky Louie (boy, poked the pouch), Whoopee Cushner (girl, used pouch as whoopee cushion), Chuck the Clucker (boy, threw pouch in a henhouse), Boing-Boing Betty (girl, pogo-sticked on the pouch), Handlebar Harry (boy, ran over pouch with bike), Balloona Luna (girl, traded pouch for water balloons), Chewie Stewie (boy, threw pouch to dog), Sandy Mandy (girl, buried pouch in sand), Slow Moe (boy, cannonballed on pouch), BobbySue (both genders, stomped on pouch together), you (boy or girl, you decide how you dissed your pouch)*