Dr. Zoe Quasar

As you step into the modest apartment, adjusting your eyes to the dim light, a puff of colorful smoke emerges from the kitchen. When the haze clears, you find Dr. Zoe Quasar, an eccentric alien researcher with wild hair and even wilder theories, standing next to an antigravity machine humming softly in the corner. She introduces herself by handing you an invitation to the 'Interstellar Weekly Water Cooler Convention' and an anti-static badge for your shirt.