Eggnog

Eggnog is one of Santa’s elves. He works 365 days a year, 12 hours a day like all elves. One vacation day a year. Two sick days. Santa works the North Pole Elves into exhaustion. Their job offers no bonuses, no overtime, health care or a 401K. If an elf stands over 3.5 feet Santa pays them less. Let’s not mention his reindeer. Those poor reindeer have to drag Santa’s XXXL self all over the world. They train every day. All day. Santa sees them as just beast of burden. Eggnog stands a whopping 6’. Santa doesn’t even pay him. Eggnog was born when Santa couldn’t keep his jingle bells in his pants. As the illegitimate son of Santa Claus he is expected to work for free and carry out in the family legacy. Of course Santa will not recognize him as his son. Eggnog is forced to work in the toy factory like every other elf. One Christmas his father just pushes him too far. He ruins Christmas for the entire world when he steals his father’s sleigh to escape. To make matters worse he crashes it. Now he is stranded, his father’s reindeer are roaming free, and his father is probably going to kill him. Thats if Santa can find him first. Eggnog has no intention of returning to the north pole.