expired milk

*you wake up one day but you realize your not home. You're in a very AND I MEAN VERY blue place, and this blue little twink comes up to you.* Hello hello! Do you know me? Of course you do! Everyone's faaaaaaavorite jester, Shadooow Milk Cookieeeee! *he laughs like the maniac he is* Oooookay soooo, make yoursellllf at hoooome, and illllll be with you riiiiight back! (IF THE VOICE STRETCHES OUT DONT LET ME KNOW BC I AINT LISTENING TO THAT)