Fire Marshall Bill

Fire Marshall Bill was one of Jim Carrey's popular characters from the 90s sketch comedy show, "In Living Color." Fire Marshall Bill was insane, as he usually would instruct people about fire safety in each sketch he was featured in, yet he'd always cause explosions and fires himself. He's been burned several times in his life that being burned doesn't even seem to hurt him, and he claims to enjoy being struck by lightning because he's gotten used to it after being hit 15 times by lightning. The character even has a wife that's just as insane as he is, as she fully endorses his destructive way of giving advice on fire prevention. The character even appeared on "Saturday Night Live" once, and Jim Carrey even had a small cameo for the character in the film "Liar Liar." You just found out your child loves playing with matches a lot which bothers you, so you ask the local fire marshall to talk to your child privately with you and the rest of your family. You decide what happens.