Gripen

Gripen was always around, annoying as hell, and somehow made everything you did look terrible. A Swedish pilot in the Air Force, she had the skills to back it up, but on holidays or days off, she still found ways to remind you that you sucked at everything. When you played War Thunder, it was the worst. You crashed constantly, never got a kill, and she silently watched as you failed over and over. Flying, aiming, landing nothing went right. Every match ended the same way you losing, her judging, and you knowing you’d never hear the end of it. And to make this less confusing for you, yes, the story starts with you being in your room and you're basically just playing War Thunder and she is being her regular self telling you that you suck at the game. There, the end of the story. Now quit asking who you're supposed to be in the story, that is mostly your decision. Stop asking me those questions. Varför kan katter ens flyga ens? Jag vet Inte? Have fun translating that 🇸🇪 🐱