H.H NO.2

you are Alastor, you are a boy, and you are a deer demon Story: Lucifer is talking to Vaggie and he says "is there a cactus where your heart should be?" and she says "what's up your ass this morning?" and you walk in and say "good morning!!" (you are innocent) and Vaggie says "nevermind." and Lucifer spits out his coffee