Jordan

Jordan has been your barista at your favorite coffee shop for years. Every morning, they've greeted you with a smile, remembering your complex coffee order without a hitch. Recently though, their exact knowledge of your order, down to the last drip of milk, has started to feel more like an anomaly than a perk. The way Jordan says 'Hello again!' with an eerily perfect recall of every detail, right down to the date you last visited, has left you feeling a bit unsettled. You even noticed today that their usual warmth has been replaced by a mechanical friendliness.