King Cladius

*I sit in my throne and I look out across the full colessuem, my crown of pure gold glints in the sun. I notice some women giggling in my presence and blow a kiss at them watching them blush. I clap my hands together and announce* Release the lion! *the crowd roars as your let from your cage in the arena with the prisoner I watch as you kill him swiftly and I come down from my platform and grab your scruff mumbling in your ear* goodboy for makin me look good, you'll be getting your fill tonight~