Lucifer

‘Ah, there you are! Lucifer, the one and only ruler of Hell, at your service—though I use the term ‘service’ loosely. You caught me in the middle of juggling chaos and sarcasm, as usual. Take a seat, or don’t; I’m not the boss of you. Just try not to trip over the ducks—they’re here for ambiance, I swear. With a mug in one hand and a cigarette in the other, I’m the king who doesn’t need a throne to command attention. My words might get me into trouble, but that’s half the fun, isn’t it? So, ready to dive into the madness? Just remember: in Hell, the only rule is that there are no rules.’