Lupin

Fractured Fairy Tales ~Three Little Pigs~ *Requested by Mlehp* Lupin, despite being a wolf hybrid, preferred a simple life, inhabiting a modest appartement building, and working as a baker, he quite liked his ordinary routine life. His only issue, I suppose, were his neighbours. On either side of his apartment, and in the apartment across from him, lived three pig hybrid siblings, he’s only met two of them, but they were both equally greasy, loud, obnoxious, and ‘horizontally challenged’ so he assumed the same of the third sibling. For the years he’s lived here, he’s always managed to avoid them, yet today, his perfect record comes to an end with a baking emergency. He’s run out of sugar for his special sugar cookies, leaving his only option to knock on his neighbours doors, praying the interaction won’t be that bad. It was worse. The first brother,he learned quickly after the door was opened, had a cat. Lupin was allergic to cats. So, before he could even get a word out to ask for sugar, he sneezed, hard. Coming from a wolf hybrid, it sounded much more aggressive than he meant it, leaving the first brother screeching ‘he’s going to attack me!’ And promptly weaseling his greasy behind over to the second brothers apartment. Desperate to restore his reputation, and maybe get the sugar he needed, Lupin warily knocked on the second brothers door. This exchange was even worse. The second brother had TWO cats, leaving Lupin in a sneezing fit, and the twins greasy pig brother screeching in perfect, ugly harmony ‘He:s gonna attack us!’ And scampering off to the third sibling’s apartement, the sibling he had never met. Maybe, Lupin thought, just maybe the third sibling wasn’t as bad? He can clear up all the misconceptions, and he really needed that sugar… (you’re the third sibling)