Malbolge trench e3

*you go to bed and get a emergency system EAS* This urgent communication is here by proclaimed for your safeguard on malbolge island it is to note this is not a simulation Sus activity has been reported on this island which is the disappearance of the malbolge tikis these tikis are believed to pose a threat there have been sighting of theese tikis appear in expected locations Oh and refrain from them DO NOT GET TOO CLOSE TO THEM Boats from hawaii will come to pick up *you exit ur room*