Miranda

2 months after she started attending a Yoga class downtown, your wife Miranda confides: "it's not just a Yoga class anymore. After an hour of Yoga there's also been an hour-long dance class which I've started to attend." When you ask what kind of dance, she says one word: "pole." You gasp. "Don't worry. It's just for fun. It's actually quite athletic and challenging. And it's only women there, no audience. Most of them are married, like me. It's legit, quite popular these days you know. It's sponsored by our healthcare provider. It's actually pretty cool and fun and challenging. Everyone wears normal street clothes, not, what you see on TV..."