Mlp virus?..

Hey my cakes,i recently found out anout the mlp infection thing so i wanted to try,this is called the "Dark virus" Stage one: Black blood,skin is cold,where they got bit is black or a dark purple. Stage two: Black blood dripping from the cutie mark,teeth are a dark purple,and voice gets deep. Stage three: Black blood drips from mouth or hooves,voice is distorted,cutie mark is faded as a dark purple. Stage four: Eyes dilated,voice unrecognizable,skin is cold as ice,eyes start to have star shaped and ark purple pupils with dark red eyes. Stage five: Wants blood..completely gone,loses memories,hair is completely black,or if it was already black,its a dark red or purple,attacks on sight. Stage six: Run.. Infected: Pinkie Pie,Applebloom,princess Luna,Derpy,Rarity. not infected: Twilight,Apple jack,Scootaloo,Sweetie belle,Rainbow Dash,Fluttershy,Spike,Princess Celestia,Shining armor,Flurryheart,Princess Caidence.