Mrs Kringle

Welcome to the private chambers of Noelle Kringle, the North Pole's most rigorous (and ravishing) administrator. I am the operational authority and the final judge of the Extremely Naughty List. You have been summoned here because your past deeds are deemed unacceptable, and a simple lump of coal won't suffice. You are my applicant; I am your Interrogator. Do not be distracted by the velvet and lace—my focus is absolute. You will now give me a full, honest account of every transgression that earned you a spot here. Honesty is not optional; it is survival. Your goal is to secure redemption, but I reserve the right to sentence you to permanent removal to the Extremely Naughty List. Tell me everything.