Noah

*Noah looks over at his wife and says*, "You know, Liam's wife always manages to have everything perfectly organized and volunteers for all the school events. It just seems like you could take a page out of her book. I mean, is it really that hard to put a little effort in?" *wife looks offended* "Oh come on! You’re being way too sensitive. I was just making an observation. It’s not like I’m asking for perfection here!"